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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi, I wondered if anyone could answer these general questions...I've designed it to look like I'm curious and would like to take the general consensus but really they're all boasts in disguise and I'm hoping to gets lots of messages from all you lovely people that now think I'm amazing. So here goes...
Do girls mind when a guy gives oral for 3 hours straight? Because I just can't stop?
Is my cock just too big as my ex girlfriend said it was?
Is only having one partner in my giant walk in shower a waste of space when it could easily fit 4 people for sexy times?
I'd be interested to hear your opinions.
But seriously, I'm sure there lots of genuine posts and will keep reading but noticed a bit of a trend and made me chuckle. Not contributed in the forum before but want to start and hopefully find out more as it's pretty new to me but exciting all the same. Seems like there are some pretty cool people out there.
Finally, they were all jokes - my shower can only really fit 3 comfortably, 2 hours would be the max without a break and how can awesome be too big or small?
No seriously, I'm tiny, have you ever seen a button mushroom? No really I'm not that small! Or am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I wondered if anyone could answer these general questions...I've designed it to look like I'm curious and would like to take the general consensus but really they're all boasts in disguise and I'm hoping to gets lots of messages from all you lovely people that now think I'm amazing. So here goes...
Do girls mind when a guy gives oral for 3 hours straight? Because I just can't stop?
Is my cock just too big as my ex girlfriend said it was?
Is only having one partner in my giant walk in shower a waste of space when it could easily fit 4 people for sexy times?
I'd be interested to hear your opinions.
But seriously, I'm sure there lots of genuine posts and will keep reading but noticed a bit of a trend and made me chuckle. Not contributed in the forum before but want to start and hopefully find out more as it's pretty new to me but exciting all the same. Seems like there are some pretty cool people out there.
Finally, they were all jokes - my shower can only really fit 3 comfortably, 2 hours would be the max without a break and how can awesome be too big or small?
No seriously, I'm tiny, have you ever seen a button mushroom? No really I'm not that small! Or am I? "
Oh and by the way .... Welcome to the forums  
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Oral that long would make me bored out of my brains!
Yes cocks can be too big, especially when they are attached to even bigger cocks as is often the case on here! Lol.
But seriously OP I like your profile, hope you get some good messages now xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're giving oral for two houses straight you're not doing it right. 
Fifteen minutes should be long enough to get the job done...twice "
I find if I'm giving oral in two houses I have to allow time for travel between them. It's not an easy task but I'm up to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're giving oral for two houses straight you're not doing it right.
Fifteen minutes should be long enough to get the job done...twice "
Wrong answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome to the forums.....very perceptive
Btw I think my bum is looking bigger than usual but not saying that so everyone rushes to look so please don't check it out.........
Have fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oral that long would make me bored out of my brains!
Yes cocks can be too big, especially when they are attached to even bigger cocks as is often the case on here! Lol.
But seriously OP I like your profile, hope you get some good messages now xx "
Thanks miss hottie bottie...an apt name by the looks of it.
Don't worry though I can put the TV on...watch an interesting documentary on sea lions or something to stave of the boredom.
Ha, weird image, cock on a bigger cock... Must be someone's fantasy somewhere? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the forums.....very perceptive
Btw I think my bum is looking bigger than usual but not saying that so everyone rushes to look so please don't check it out.........
Have fun "
I'm pretty sure now you've put don't check it out then you'll be fine... If you hadn't there's no way you'd have stopped the influx of messages.
Thanks for the welcome...
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"If you're giving oral for two houses straight you're not doing it right.
Fifteen minutes should be long enough to get the job done...twice
Wrong answer "
Sarcasm is lost on some people. 
I know what I'm doing and I always get the desired results.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the forums
Tuts that you missed out the breathing through ears part. "
Who said I can't...? that was going to be my next forum post
That would look so strange wouldn't it...someone's ears moving as they breath. Good party trick but no sure it'd be much of a turn on in the bedroom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Agree - v funny and well written profile "
Thanks Densol and Ms Hx for the earlier welcome (sorry I missed that - that's not greed though, no stop would be greedy - and also awesome)! |
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"Hi, I wondered if anyone could answer these general questions...I've designed it to look like I'm curious and would like to take the general consensus but really they're all boasts in disguise and I'm hoping to gets lots of messages from all you lovely people that now think I'm amazing. So here goes...
Do girls mind when a guy gives oral for 3 hours straight? Because I just can't stop?
Is my cock just too big as my ex girlfriend said it was?
Is only having one partner in my giant walk in shower a waste of space when it could easily fit 4 people for sexy times?
I'd be interested to hear your opinions.
But seriously, I'm sure there lots of genuine posts and will keep reading but noticed a bit of a trend and made me chuckle. Not contributed in the forum before but want to start and hopefully find out more as it's pretty new to me but exciting all the same. Seems like there are some pretty cool people out there.
Finally, they were all jokes - my shower can only really fit 3 comfortably, 2 hours would be the max without a break and how can awesome be too big or small?
No seriously, I'm tiny, have you ever seen a button mushroom? No really I'm not that small! Or am I? "
Just wanted to say....well played, lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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" Is only having one partner in my giant walk in shower a waste of space when it could easily fit 4 people for sexy times?
I'd be interested to hear your opinions.
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After seeing your shower...I think personally you could fit at least 6 people, more if you liked playing sardines.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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Psssst do you not know you are supposed to make your first post in the forums a rant about the woes of being a single guy??
Tut tut.
But well done you and welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG a single man with a well written profile that's also funny and a post that's not a rant  I need a lie down in a darkened room
Welcome to the Forums and enjoy the site |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To big? Prove it
PS I don't like mushrooms "
Oh shiitake, no one said I'd have to prove anything! (Oh dear, if mushroom puns are coming out you know we're in trouble)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG a single man with a well written profile that's also funny and a post that's not a rant I need a lie down in a darkened room
Welcome to the Forums and enjoy the site "
Ha. Thanks.
Sorry I left my soapbox at the cleaners, I'll try and have it ready for future posts
Enjoy your lie down though...sounds like that could be a good thing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Psssst do you not know you are supposed to make your first post in the forums a rant about the woes of being a single guy??
Tut tut.
But well done you and welcome!"
I didn't get the memo Jezebel... The communication in this place is terrible.
But what woes? I had beer and pizza in my pants watching the cricket yesterday... If there's a better way to spend a day I don't know it yet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Is only having one partner in my giant walk in shower a waste of space when it could easily fit 4 people for sexy times?
I'd be interested to hear your opinions.
After seeing your shower...I think personally you could fit at least 6 people, more if you liked playing sardines.
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Isn't sardines that game where someone hides and then when you find them instead of calling out you stay with them until there's only one person left searching? It's like an advanced version of hide and seek.
Well good one Bendaroos...now everyone will know to look in the shower! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to found! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psssst do you not know you are supposed to make your first post in the forums a rant about the woes of being a single guy??
Tut tut.
But well done you and welcome!
I didn't get the memo Jezebel... The communication in this place is terrible.
But what woes? I had beer and pizza in my pants watching the cricket yesterday... If there's a better way to spend a day I don't know it yet!"
If you had Pizza in your pants.. What did you put in the oven welcome to the Forums x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you had Pizza in your pants.. What did you put in the oven welcome to the Forums x "
Ha like it!
They were all in the oven... It's one of Heston Blumenthal new recipes... Beer infused pizza pants. Pretty good actually!
I was naked on the couch! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much does a 6 person shower cost? Or are you having sex at the local swimming pool ??"
How much does standing on the balcony in the rain cost with 5 others...? Free as the day is long stuboy! |
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If you had Pizza in your pants.. What did you put in the oven welcome to the Forums x
Ha like it!
They were all in the oven... It's one of Heston Blumenthal new recipes... Beer infused pizza pants. Pretty good actually!
I was naked on the couch!"
Lol. You will fit right in on here. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No matter what the thread, people will boast.
I enjoy watching thread trends. They start with the opening statement and there will be quite a few posts in agreement. Then someone will give a well thought out opposing view and the thread shifts with people agreeing with that.
Of course most posts are boastful. We are all intelligent with bucketloads of qualifications, we are all very talented at sex, fantastic parents and beautiful immaculate homes.
Instead of a pinch of salt sometimes we need the whole container.
A thread that works for men is the tried and tested 'I love big beautiful breasts, come on ladies show me what gorgeous boobs you have'. Women are so self centred that an array of boob pics will be put up as avatars, women all trying to outdo each other with cup sizes to gain admiration from the OP. You can guarantee that sizes will gradually increase until someone comes out with 'I'm a 44ZZZ. The OP can then message these women with flattery regarding their boobs and hey presto he's in conversation - genius.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No matter what the thread, people will boast.
I enjoy watching thread trends. They start with the opening statement and there will be quite a few posts in agreement. Then someone will give a well thought out opposing view and the thread shifts with people agreeing with that.
Of course most posts are boastful. We are all intelligent with bucketloads of qualifications, we are all very talented at sex, fantastic parents and beautiful immaculate homes.
Instead of a pinch of salt sometimes we need the whole container.
A thread that works for men is the tried and tested 'I love big beautiful breasts, come on ladies show me what gorgeous boobs you have'. Women are so self centred that an array of boob pics will be put up as avatars, women all trying to outdo each other with cup sizes to gain admiration from the OP. You can guarantee that sizes will gradually increase until someone comes out with 'I'm a 44ZZZ. The OP can then message these women with flattery regarding their boobs and hey presto he's in conversation - genius.
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Damn, you got me... I can't wait for the 44ZZZ boob picture!
We're using genius in the loosest sense of the word there right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a refreshing change you are! Shame you live so far away  "
It's not me that lives so far away, it's you! I'm here all the time but you're all the way over there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're giving oral for two houses straight you're not doing it right.
Fifteen minutes should be long enough to get the job done...twice
Wrong answer
Sarcasm is lost on some people.
I know what I'm doing and I always get the desired results. "
I think you should've left it at 'sarcasm is lost on some people'
Now it just looks like you weren't being sarcastic at all... unless that's sarcasm too...in which case, touche my friend!
I don't always get the desired results but 60% of the time it works all the time! |
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