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funniest putdown wins a prize!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds "
tri speeking teh qeens englsh x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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very,very good,but one is already doing ones best lol! i know i must try harder but you'll have to think of summat else lol!x oh yes i forgot 2 ask 4 hints or advice,feel free.but somebody have another go,not be hard to beat that one!lol and i know that last message WAS advice!cheers guys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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cheers ian,that was a damn good effort 4 a funny put down,pml here!pls keepthem coming in folk!(am fritzthecat because i took the name from a 70's adult cartoon film about the adventures of a shagging,smoking n drinking feline.its on youtube if anyone fancy's a good laugh!)i'm away now 2 shit in the garden! |
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"hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds
tri speeking teh qeens englsh x"
Try spelling it.. |
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"hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds
tri speeking teh qeens englsh x
Try spelling it.."
not my words, but this was the funniest put down i ever saw a stand up comedian give a heckler ...i've been waiting for a moment to use it in my own life
" i'd call you a c**t but you have neither the depth nor capacity to please" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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some more funny putdowns,cheers guys.was going 2 try and sort my profile out a bit just now,but fuck it,this 2 much of a laugh 2 stop now!now,the prize??????????????that will depend on how funny the putdown is,who it's from and there profile info!so keep them coming!cheers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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good point darlin,when i 1st went in2 chatroom on here i got ripped 4 that very reason!so tried 2 change name 2 fritzthecat,but am stuck with fritz now so fuck it.i thought i'd put myself out there 4 a slagging n it's been pretty funny so far!x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ha!good one mznwty,pml here!i think your deffo the winner so far,x.i think i'm gonna make a regular thing of this wenever i upload new pics because it's so funny!.so keep watching out 4 the next one of me wearing a black leather gimp mask,will try n get that one up as soon as lol!don't stop now,keep em coming folks.if you check out my other posts on different forums you should find lots 2 slag me off about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a personal put down to the OP, but this one was so funny I have to share it.
"is it wrong that I find your puddle of cum more sexually attractive than you?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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talking about being embarressed,i would like 2 take this opportunity 2 apologise 4 my very first post in the scottish forum,doh!  .if it happens again(it won't) please shoot me where i stand/sit.cheers guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whoever is ganna meet you best get in there quick as you are close approaching the life expectancy of a scottish man - how could they call trainspotting a documentary when yjere are no deep fried black puddings, mars bars or chewits in it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly
You came unarmed  "
come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly
You came unarmed come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others."
Sorry didn't pick up on the fact that you were Scottish so didn't realise that humour would go straight over your head.
I actually like Scottish people, they are living proof that the English soldiers of that well loved hero Longshanks did in fact shag Highland cows - perhaps they would not have done so had they realised how the cows offspring would turn out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly
You came unarmed come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others.
Sorry didn't pick up on the fact that you were Scottish so didn't realise that humour would go straight over your head.
I actually like Scottish people, they are living proof that the English soldiers of that well loved hero Longshanks did in fact shag Highland cows - perhaps they would not have done so had they realised how the cows offspring would turn out"
didn't go over my head,that one's just as old as the hills!much better 2nd go,funnier and a lot more original.lmao here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well done mischief,you are the winner!so if i'm ever down your way can i expect a tour of your bristol cities?!lol.close 2nd are kevncat,funny as fuck guys,lmao!anyway am getting the feeling i've worn out my welcome here and now would be a good time to gracefully depart lol!, .untill next time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, here's a few of our favopurite put downs...
You know why you have brown eyes don't you? because you are so full of shit.
You are living proof that cousins should marry and have kids
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
And so on
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By (user no longer on site)
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Q: Fancy a dance?
A: Okay!
Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!
The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE! R
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Q: Fancy a dance?
A: Okay!
Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!
The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE! R
XXXX"
fucking quality!i bet he still thought it was worth being put on his ass 4.i've said similar lines myself and been slapped,punched and had random heavy objects thrown at me lol!but the only reason it's so funny is because the further their head is up their own arse,the more pissed off they get lol!, does that make me a cunt?oops!no it doesn't,i forgot.i have neither the depth nor capacity 2 please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Q: Fancy a dance?
A: Okay!
Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!
The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE! R
XXXXfucking quality!i bet he still thought it was worth being put on his ass 4.i've said similar lines myself and been slapped,punched and had random heavy objects thrown at me lol!but the only reason it's so funny is because the further their head is up their own arse,the more pissed off they get lol!, does that make me a cunt?oops!no it doesn't,i forgot.i have neither the depth nor capacity 2 please! "
Trust me......no one deserved it more.
He looked like one of the Goblins off Noddy but couldn't see it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing that privelidge."
you say abusing that privilege,i say exercising that right,lol!i was under the impression that this thread should've been well over by now!but i'm having a good laugh and as a previous poster commented,if you don't want 2 contribute with something funny and original then feel free 2 go and t-bag a landmine,lmao!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all this is well funny.i'm just wondering what this great prize is,could it possably a meet who ever wins?????????..if so don't think i'll bother being funny infact hope i'm LAST!!  |
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