One of the biggest perils with dogging has always been watching a couple who turn out to be a "plain vanilla" courting couple and who could get (violently) upset if they spot you.
Well now the solution to this is at hand.
If you get "rumbled" simply tell them that you are from Confused.com and that you can save them £225 on their car insurance. Then ask them "who is their daddy?".
It seems to work for that robot in the television advert!
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Did I see that advert right??? I saw it late one evening and I'm sure she was bent down pretending to give him a BJ lol!!!... But next time I saw it they were just kissing?? |
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"Did I see that advert right??? I saw it late one evening and I'm sure she was bent down pretending to give him a BJ lol!!!... But next time I saw it they were just kissing??"
I think there must be two versions as I've seen both the things you describe. My 17 year old daughter said 'was she doing what I think she was doing?' Cringe factor 10! |
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She's definitely giving him a bj, certainly for those who are enlightened that way and the robot is definitely dogging, for those who are also enlightened in that lifestyle. For everyone else it's just a ad about car insurance. |
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Dogging car parks all over the country will be plagued by another peril now...
Bad enough that there are yoofs, and worse that there are Police, but now there will be hoards of Insurance Salesmen too...
Strewth! |
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Hell!! Trace told me the woman was giving him a BJ.
I only ever saw them snogging and told her she was talking rubbish..........Humble Pie time I think! R
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