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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Would be called 'OAFS'

(Old Age Fab Swingers)

Should we start putting our savings aside to fund a home for us all in our dotage lol?

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By *ucycuteTV/TS  over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

lol that be soooo funny x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zimmer frames at the ready lol x

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By *ighly ProfessionalMan  over a year ago

peterborough

How do uyou know what they get up to in the OAP homes already. they are alwasy smiling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've worked in nursing homes and found some bed hopping going off in the night, but only cos they got up for a wee and got lost on their way back to bed!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've worked in hospitals and nursing homes and the libido in most men is still very much alive but in the woman its quite rare, maybe that will change in time when we're all old and wrinkly and in our dotage, will make the nurses lives more intersting i'm sure

Although having to avoid the amorous advances of a 90 year old blind guy was not my idea of fun at bath time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've worked in hospitals and nursing homes and the libido in most men is still very much alive but in the woman its quite rare, maybe that will change in time when we're all old and wrinkly and in our dotage, will make the nurses lives more intersting i'm sure

Although having to avoid the amorous advances of a 90 year old blind guy was not my idea of fun at bath time "

Aww, he couldn't help it I'm sure. He will have had to feel his way around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I worked in nursing homes for a few years. Believe me, theyre not all sweet and innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've worked in hospitals and nursing homes and the libido in most men is still very much alive but in the woman its quite rare, maybe that will change in time when we're all old and wrinkly and in our dotage, will make the nurses lives more intersting i'm sure

Although having to avoid the amorous advances of a 90 year old blind guy was not my idea of fun at bath time

Aww, he couldn't help it I'm sure. He will have had to feel his way around "

I really wish H would stop telling everyone about how we met

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might get a chance at some sex in your OAFS home. I'm certainly not getting any now...

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By *urvywelshCouple  over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

As long as they take they're teeth out, get a good sucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I might get a chance at some sex in your OAFS home. I'm certainly not getting any now..."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe we should send all the young guys looking for an older lady that way? May provide some free carers, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What should we call it?

"Shaven Grey Havens"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Frisky Towers??

Advertising for staff would be good. Better let the women do the ads though lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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Would there be a swing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Of course there would. We could utilise a rocking chair for the purpose

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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"Of course there would. We could utilise a rocking chair for the purpose "

Rock on...One hanging from the ceiling would be safer...less risk of toppling over haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet the bed and watersports is the norm

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

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What about a dungeon??? Can we have a dungeon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would there be a swing? "

No, health and safety say it must be a hoist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bra knickers and surgical stockings mmmmm xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

can i bring my own nurse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What about a dungeon??? Can we have a dungeon? "

Of course we can have a dungeon. It will be a one in a million retirement home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"can i bring my own nurse "

You wont need your own nurse, there will be plenty of scantily clad nurses to choose from I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would there be a swing?

No, health and safety say it must be a hoist.

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Spoilsport!!!

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By *corpi0stingMan  over a year ago

london

The grandkids will sure enjoy visiting.

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By *otswoldMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Plenty of OAFS at Cap d'Agde, especially out of season

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