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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bit late for flying a kite !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bit late for flying a kite !! "

Well its as high as a kite, but dangerous as DIY could poke someone in the eye

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By * n zCouple  over a year ago

leamington spa

Cold Shower ?????

A

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By *iss__KittyWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in Cornwall


"I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down "

Sit on a bag of frozen peas!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come and see me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take the screws out

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By *ucy and CarlCouple  over a year ago

Broadstairs


"Come and see me "
think that was the response he was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its when you cant get it up thats when you worry xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try the five fingered widow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx"
...quick turnaround xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think about cricket!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx...quick turnaround xxx"
Did not want ladies thinking im passed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!"
owz that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!"
Just tried that and got a hard on lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bucket of cold water and ice cubes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

smack it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hit it with a brick?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bucket of cold water and ice cubes. "
he. wants it to seize not freeze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol "

Oh please cricket seriously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 bricks .. One each hand .quickly bring together . Never have a hard on again ..Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or just sleep on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"bucket of cold water and ice cubes. he. wants it to seize not freeze "

might work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or just sleep on it "
it keeps wakin im up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You lot are terrible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously "

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe drink and sleep that would help lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol "

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You lot are terrible "
your just a tease x

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By *uckyinlustMan  over a year ago

manchester


"I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down "

Blow it, bang it ,bash it , beat it, burn it , bruise it, bite it, crush it,

And if all that fails..............twelve pints of Stella should do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses "

Minny dont you dare lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses Minny dont you dare lol "

What ??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses "

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hole available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah "

You really want to go down this road xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses :q-DMinny dont you dare lol

What ??????"

i will give you what lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses :q-DMinny dont you dare lol

Yeah Yeah lol

What ??????i will give you what lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx"

.No i would like to stop now please lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol "

Game set and match to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol

Game set and match to me lol "

yes you are the champion xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol

Game set and match to me lol yes you are the champion xx "

Oh I know xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol "

Such an easy mistake to make.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see "

Subway and a bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine "

you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah "

Sleeping reflex from a snoring person not my fault xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah

Sleeping reflex from a snoring person not my fault xx"

Excuse me i said you won that one shuuuussh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

crazed you need a woman to relieve your tension and push your boundries if all else fails watch some porn and do hand to hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ohhhh toshn if cricket gets you hard hun my advice is you need to get out more hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"crazed you need a woman to relieve your tension and push your boundries if all else fails watch some porn and do hand to hand lol "

Know of any woman? My hand doesn't do the job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ohhhh toshn if cricket gets you hard hun my advice is you need to get out more hahaha "
Yeah cricket football loose women and corrie and im rock hard .. I need a life lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you heard of masturbation, Crazed? I hear it's pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you heard of masturbation, Crazed? I hear it's pretty good."

As I said in my first post. I have worked it hard and its not working much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon "

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that "

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with? "

Flattening things, lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol"

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing "

Its a compliment and an invite lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing

Its a compliment and an invite lol"

Right I get it now

However all invites are vetted haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well you start off by trying to get it to go down naturally, and if that doesnt work just hit it with a big hammer.

20+years of engineering experience speaking.

Failing that I normally go off and have a wank somewhere.

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