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By *bbwlizWoman
over a year ago
oldham |
That would never work with me and would result in a instant block. I find it rude for anyone to be that upfront with there message. People who make nice conversation will get my attention far quicker, and plus doesn't make me feel like I'm just a piece of meat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"
It can work, and tbh it has worked for me in the past. Basically if a profile and headline is very explicit and look for a meet today , there is a good chance they don't want a long winded chat and fancy a fuck will suffice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I friend of mine on here just got
"Morning hun, lovely nipples"
I may start that shouting that to the single mothers on the school run, see how far I get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"
I don't know how I managed to resist!  "
Well I won't mention it again on here then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In 5 years I only ever had 1 fancy a fuck message,I cheered when it came as I thought id been missing out 
Did it work though?  "
No it did make me laugh though |
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"How would the guys react to the same message from a lady or couple? Or gay guy if that floats your boat"
I usually get "wanna get sucked/ want to fuck me" from some bi and gay guys on here.
I imagine it to be the equivalent to the "wanna fuck" messages women get. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clare used this line for a last min meet with a previous single guy she played with on here.
And yes it worked lol"
messages like that from previous meets or to previous meets are fair game  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...i would love to make you my girlfriend and cum on your beautiful face
Works every time   |
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"How would the guys react to the same message from a lady or couple? Or gay guy if that floats your boat"
It could potentially work with me...provided I thought the guy was attractive and he had a decent profile. I mean, we're all on here for the sex so sometimes the direct approach has merit.
That line from someone I'd already met would be an instant turn on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"
That would get you blocked unless I was feeling bored in the evening and wanted to play messages on line and say "as long as you bring over 4 guys and let me watch you get fucked first - with no mercy"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message once that simply said
fancy going halves on a bastard  "
A line from the macc lads song ....
Next line is ... And buying us a couple of beers ?
She said I'd rather sit on me finger ,
Or go and ave a cervical smear !
So actually quite funny |
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Aw shite
ive jest read some of my best one liners on here and now know what you women think of them.
So can you lovely ladies give us guys some tips on how we need to be,
please not the old chocolates one coz i think if every meet she has had ,by now she a porker.
Does honesty work coz i've looked at a few ladies /cpls profiles above and think (fancy a shag)
lol
Dan
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im going to try this one liner. I spend too much time writing a message, with paragraph spacing and so forth. It doesnt get me anywhere.
..think its time i become bad lol
Im a good boy really |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I had a message once that simply said
fancy going halves on a bastard
A line from the macc lads song ....
Next line is ... And buying us a couple of beers ?
She said I'd rather sit on me finger ,
Or go and ave a cervical smear !
So actually quite funny "
Only funny if you get the reference which I wouldn't have done having never heard of the Macc Lads.
I've had all sorts of punctuation as initial messages, I know you're not supposed to copy messages on the forum but I once had "." (Please don't ban me Ruggers) to which I couldn't help but respond "," - strangely enough, I never heard anything back...I'm sure it was **FAB CLICHE ALERT** my loss **ALERT ENDS** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to get a lot of
"I've just parked up in xxx car park, come join me"
I'm at a total loss as to what on my profile says I'd be remotely interested in that proposition, but I get it once or twice a week.
I also got "can I just come over, you suck my cock & then leave?" . I declined in not a very polite manner,
The messages that annoy me the most are "hi x". What us the point, just send a wink as its worth the same!
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"I tend to get a lot of
"I've just parked up in xxx car park, come join me"
I'm at a total loss as to what on my profile says I'd be remotely interested in that proposition, but I get it once or twice a week.
I also got "can I just come over, you suck my cock & then leave?" . I declined in not a very polite manner,
The messages that annoy me the most are "hi x". What us the point, just send a wink as its worth the same!
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I get a few but the best one was "hey sexy rate my cock please I'm told its large" my reply was "dear I wear heals bigger than that! And your proud to show it off"
Oops he blocked me lol..in defence it wasn't to bad a cock but I wasn't gona tell him !  |
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"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"
As an opening line to someone I've never contacted before - I doubt it.
To someone I know well - it might work (depending on how I think they would take it). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?
As an opening line to someone I've never contacted before - I doubt it.
To someone I know well - it might work (depending on how I think they would take it)."
I've said it to some of my friends and it works, but to random people, no. |
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Isn't this line used on a similar principal to that well known cold calling technique that the call centres use
Throw enough of the shite and some of it sticks
if it didnt stick they would stop doing it.. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The chat up and put down go hand in hand.......
Man, 'god you look sexy, l would love to get into your knickers....'
Woman, 'l already have one arsehole in my knickers and think thats enough thanks.'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The chat up and put down go hand in hand.......
Man, 'god you look sexy, l would love to get into your knickers....'
Woman, 'l already have one arsehole in my knickers and think thats enough thanks.'
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lmao |
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By *oro ladyWoman
over a year ago
Middlesbrough |
"I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!!"
To me when they say this about just popping round in their dinner hour or after work all i can think is..... This means yve not showered.... Am i the only one who thinks this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!!
To me when they say this about just popping round in their dinner hour or after work all i can think is..... This means yve not showered.... Am i the only one who thinks this?"
Totally agree !!! Yuck yuck yuck x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a real message I recieved the other day....
"Will you stick needles through my bellend"
What the fuck......
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Oh SHIT! We have a winner!!
Fuck!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a real message I recieved the other day....
"Will you stick needles through my bellend"
What the fuck......
Oh SHIT! We have a winner!!
Fuck!!!"
Needles through the bellend? I'd use knitting needles |
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Many years ago when pubs and clubs closed at semi sensible times, I went back to a house that a mate shared with a lady called *** who seemed rather shy. while we were all sat sharing a drink and smoking something I did a bit about wouldn't it be easier if rather than chatting someone up you could just go up to them and say do you fancy casual sex. A week or so after I was coming out of a club and bumped into the same lass. We walked along and chatted and she remarked that she'd liked the idea I'd mentioned. I replied 'Do you fancy casual sex'? We went back to my place and had a nice night and morning, a few years ago, many years on and both of us having broken marriages behind us we met at a party. I hadn't seen her in over 20 years but at one point she said to me 'yes I do remember you'. A bit later I said to her 'do you fancy casual sex?' If I'm still around in 15 years I hope to meet her again |
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"Its to bad most of you are to far away ..cause there's a few i would not mind fancy a fuck from  "
I was going to ask if you were going to the Manchester social but then saw where you lived on your profile, I guess you're not |
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