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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest I was thinking of poking a lollipop stick down to keep it up 
But then you'll hit yourself in the face when pissing!"
Will just stand on my head instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly 
*crosses legs*
You're safe you hav'nt got a dangly bit
That's what you think"
Had to check then, but don't think you do   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny
If you're soooo horny why aren't you already hard?"
Don't need to be horny to be hard! Walking past the bacon counter in tescos as the woman behind bent over reAlly turned me on. It got my thoughts going and a bit of a semi, it's all in the imagination sometimes. Being horny and turned on isn't like taking a shot of Viagra! |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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"Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny
If you're soooo horny why aren't you already hard?
Don't need to be horny to be hard! Walking past the bacon counter in tescos as the woman behind bent over reAlly turned me on. It got my thoughts going and a bit of a semi, it's all in the imagination sometimes. Being horny and turned on isn't like taking a shot of Viagra!"
Ye I get like that about bacon too... Mmmm |
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