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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Another inspired by topic

What have is the most embarrassing thing you've wanked to?

As a teenager, I was stroking away to Carol Vorderman on Countdown....

OH THE SHAME!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blondie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The next door neighbor oooh err

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gina Davies running down some stairs over and over again in beetlejuice on VHS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Basic Instinct......There were so many good scenes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol"

For god sake man, you could have gone upmarket and said the Grattans catalogue lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

For god sake man, you could have gone upmarket and said the Grattans catalogue lol "

Yeah, but i liked it dirty! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kim Wilde and was caught Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seeing my first Trap…….....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got caught wanking by my mums best mate she was in her late 40s at the time and she told me not to stop so I wanked over her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

For god sake man, you could have gone upmarket and said the Grattans catalogue lol

Yeah, but i liked it dirty! Lol. "

Oooh the thought of horny cheep women you could pay weekly for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

For god sake man, you could have gone upmarket and said the Grattans catalogue lol

Yeah, but i liked it dirty! Lol.

Oooh the thought of horny cheep women you could pay weekly for"

I preffered the undies section. The budgies were too flighty for me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

For god sake man, you could have gone upmarket and said the Grattans catalogue lol

Yeah, but i liked it dirty! Lol. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You lot have had me in stitches xx so funny xx

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By *iggamanMan  over a year ago

London

my best friends mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The game BMX XXX!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got caught wanking by my mums best mate she was in her late 40s at the time and she told me not to stop so I wanked over her"

What a bitch for not finishing you off herself eh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deidrie Rachid ha ha

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol"

Kids these days have it soooooo easy with internet porn

Speaking of which... here's Quagmire discovering internet porn.... http://youtu.be/72nrFIgFNB4

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha. Great stuff..

As for me, I went to an a boys school so a digestive biscuit..... Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I am proud of each and ever wank I have completed. That includes my Judy Finnegan period.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha. Great stuff..

As for me, I went to an a boys school so a digestive biscuit..... Lol"

Which quickly turned into a custard cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

Kids these days have it soooooo easy with internet porn

Speaking of which... here's Quagmire discovering internet porn.... http://youtu.be/72nrFIgFNB4"

Quagmires a lefty

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By *hocmanxMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Got caught wanking by my mums best mate she was in her late 40s at the time and she told me not to stop so I wanked over her"

You lucky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

Kids these days have it soooooo easy with internet porn

Speaking of which... here's Quagmire discovering internet porn.... http://youtu.be/72nrFIgFNB4"

Gig adi gig a didi gig

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By *ohjaneCouple  over a year ago

south staffs

Haha, I am ashamed to say; Barry Gibbs

- but I was very young

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeri Hallowell, but i think all boys did my age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol"

Oh! Thort u were gonna say the self assembly stacking shelves page!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a teenage boy I could fap over anyything and in some cases nothing at all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tracy Emins cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When i was a teenager? Far too many to put down here! Littlewoods catalogue springs to mind though. The 'undies' section! Lol

Oh! Thort u were gonna say the self assembly stacking shelves page! "

I'm just glad there WAS an undies section! My wee sis wouldn't have been able to pick out her xmas toys otherwise! Those barbies were teasing bitches!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Secretary film

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Might be showing my age here but i vaguely remember channel 4 on thursday nights i think used to show controversial aka naughty

Movies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might be showing my age here but i vaguely remember channel 4 on thursday nights i think used to show controversial aka naughty

Movies"

Yeah. Usually foreign movies with subtitles. Which were a bonus because you could keep the sound down. Lol.

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By *it of fun cplCouple  over a year ago

village between York and Hull

The rabbit on the cadburys caramel add!!!

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"The rabbit on the cadburys caramel add!!!"

I was trying to think of something downright weird to say, but I see you beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jessica Rabbit

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... perhaps I should just relax.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jessica Rabbit "

At least it wasn't Roger Rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might be showing my age here but i vaguely remember channel 4 on thursday nights i think used to show controversial aka naughty

Movies

Yeah. Usually foreign movies with subtitles. Which were a bonus because you could keep the sound down. Lol."

Hahaha a kindred spirit

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

noel edmonds deal or no deal its the way he says it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jessica Rabbit

At least it wasn't Roger Rabbit."

Haha no, but I think Bob Hoskins may have been one screen at one point, which is worrying!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apollonia Kotero.......the "lake scene" in Prince's "Purple Rain" movie.

My wrist set new speed records, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jessica Rabbit

At least it wasn't Roger Rabbit.

Haha no, but I think Bob Hoskins may have been one screen at one point, which is worrying!"

Filthy pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Secretary film "

(still quite like that now)

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

A naughty video someone sent me on Sunday!

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By *ost SockMan  over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Anne flippin Diamond.

Must've been the morning glory kicking in.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I was masturbating before I even knew what sex was - I just knew it 'felt nice' and had a nice ending.

One of the images I got off on was the public spanking scene in 'Tom Brown's School Days' on the telly.

I was kinky even before I knew what kinky was

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By *ingleguy1973Man  over a year ago

peterborough

Marge Simpson

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Another inspired by topic

What have is the most embarrassing thing you've wanked to?

As a teenager, I was stroking away to Carol Vorderman on Countdown....

OH THE SHAME!!!!!"

I hope you did not wank in that mug!! yuk..you sloth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

probably some hammer horror film

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By *inglecuckoldMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

a girl saying she was fucking another guy surprisingly

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By *eareenaCouple  over a year ago

Rockford


"Got caught wanking by my mums best mate she was in her late 40s at the time and she told me not to stop so I wanked over her"

Whew that's hot... might wank over that

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By *eareenaCouple  over a year ago

Rockford

Showing my age now but the train scene in Risky Business. ..my first proper one.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


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I hope you did not wank in that mug!! yuk..you sloth "

Nah.... I have a target painted on the ceiling

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By *hocmanxMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Showing my age now but the train scene in Risky Business. ..my first proper one."

Everyone remembers the Risky Business scene

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in fact it was probably barbara windsor in the carryon films

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goldie horn good name she had

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The boys at school in black tight farrah school trousers

Still works now only when the men wear them xxx Colin firth in Bridget jones wearing them suit pants springs to mind xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Debbie harry on top of the pops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The boys at school in black tight farrah school trousers

Still works now only when the men wear them xxx Colin firth in Bridget jones wearing them suit pants springs to mind xx"

This is the misses part of our couple .hubby was probably over his Capri car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hills Angels on Benny Hill, dressed either as Nurses or Traffic Wardens.

Mind you it had to be a quick one when they did the speeded up chase scenes in those pre video days. R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might be showing my age here but i vaguely remember channel 4 on thursday nights i think used to show controversial aka naughty

Movies

Yeah. Usually foreign movies with subtitles. Which were a bonus because you could keep the sound down. Lol.

Hahaha a kindred spirit "

They were the "red triangle" films. Usually long, dull and tedious....with 2 minutes of sex. Just enough when your fourteen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too much porn is too easily accessible to the pubescent teenager now. They should have to hunt for it in bushes like we had to. All those skills have been lost.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Too much porn is too easily accessible to the pubescent teenager now. They should have to hunt for it in bushes like we had to. All those skills have been lost."

so true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When we were young kids, we'd go into the old public toilets at the end of our road.

We'd take it in turns to stand and gaze at the drawings on the back of the cubicle walls.

We knew they were very rude and it made our bits tingle but we didn't know why lol. R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours, to be fair there were a few on there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The women dancing on "tales of the unexpected " when I was was young - thought wow how horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ena sharples hairnet

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By *radleyandRavenCouple  over a year ago

Herts

DragonBall Z...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Susan Kennedy from Neighbours, to be fair there were a few on there! "

Plain Jane the superbrain was good. That classic doe eyed innocent look....corruptable!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanked over THE TEENANGELS from Captain Caveman. But not over Captain Caveman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not strange but have to get it out, I wanked over my 20 year old neabourgh last night while she was sun bathing in the garden .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Showing my age now but colleen nolan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got caught wanking by my mums best mate she was in her late 40s at the time and she told me not to stop so I wanked over her

Whew that's hot... might wank over that "

I was 17 at the time and she lefted her skirt and took off her pantys told me to c in them as I sniff them .. After I cum in them she put them back on and left .. Northing was ever said about it to this day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Might be showing my age here but i vaguely remember channel 4 on thursday nights i think used to show controversial aka naughty

Movies

Yeah. Usually foreign movies with subtitles. Which were a bonus because you could keep the sound down. Lol.

Hahaha a kindred spirit

They were the "red triangle" films. Usually long, dull and tedious....with 2 minutes of sex. Just enough when your fourteen."

Funny, ive asked my mates if they remember these and no one remembered the red triangle except myself .

Prob says more about me than them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kim Wilde and was caught Lol"

What ? Caught by Kim ?

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


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Prob says more about me than them "

I remember them...

I also remember the Lesbian season on C4 and thinking..... I want a sex change and become a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was about 15 and flicking through TV trying to find some 'material'. Ended up on a home shopping channel (QVC etc) and the models showing off the dresses were enough for me back then

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

sloth from the goonies

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