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You must be at least 52 to enter...oh and a woman...oh and single!...oh and GORGEOUS!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...and let me just say if you still chose to enter this thread despite not meeting my criteria, I'm very mad at you!
Anyway lets get to the point, this is something I've wanted for a long time - to play with a woman TWICE my age or older! The trouble is I've been looking for someone suitable for a long time now, but to no avail - either the local women just arn't what I'm looking for, and those that are perfect (right age, available, mature but still firm fit and sexy) are all way oop north.
So, I'm casting the net in case I missed anyone! And lets hope this works - it has to be someone at least twice my age, and if I wait much longer I'm eventually going to be meeting her at the post office collecting her pension and have to stop off at the hospital on the way back to her place to get her bag emptied! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shut up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont get all huffy just because you dont fit the bill now Kitty x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sorry i dont smell of piss yet!!
(joke for all the over 52's who wanna get nickers in twist over the comment) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kitty will you please stop provoking arguements with me?
Everyone might end up thinking the hostilities are suppressed sexual tension or something... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh please i would rather fuck myself for ten years then someone who................................................... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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who.............what?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i will keep that bit to myself dont wish to get banned so early on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mmmmmmmm your sexual desires for me are so intense they could get you banned eh?
Its ok, I understand....x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok i will let u think that, and will now leave u to your beggin post, good luck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thats ma girl x |
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Ahhh bless.
Kitty fancies a man with one nipple.
So nice that there is always someone for the less fortunate!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And whats wrong with having one nipple?
It just means that when I get excited you only lose the sight in one eye! |
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Well thats true and a blessing I guess.
After all, you wouldn't be able to hug anyone better - what with you only having one arm and all!!! Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh please lets get this straight i do not fancy that guy^^ if i did i would have met him by now and if true is a real man as he says he is he will admit the amount of times i have said NO |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You can always tell which women I've met off here because they're all cyclopses - and despite only having one arm as a single male I'm grateful that its my right
As for YOU Kitty, the only times you've ever said no to me was when you were laying back, fingers deep inside yourself, moaning in ecstacy as in your mind I took you again and again against your will...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wake up darling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why, want some more do ya? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have never met u and never will, and for u to lie and make out i have says a lot.
i know u really want to and maybe one day when i am dead u might get the chance but.....
;) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ah, so you're trying to entice me into coming over and taking your life now are you?
Kitty, you and your dark and dangerous fantasies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another bad thread, causing problems and aggravation,.. locked |
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