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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1-10 rate my arse in profile pic please ,
I can confirm you are an arse "
The winner of "you took the words right out my mouth" competition goes to..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6 
Yours on the other hand is a good 9 and a half. You lost half a point because its not in my hands.
smooth 
That is your fault then, not mine   "
you're the one who isnt meeting. So definitely your fault. Ill keep this half a point in my pocket until that changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6
Yours on the other hand is a good 9 and a half. You lost half a point because its not in my hands.
smooth
That is your fault then, not mine
you're the one who isnt meeting. So definitely your fault. Ill keep this half a point in my pocket until that changed "
I don't meet off this profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6
Yours on the other hand is a good 9 and a half. You lost half a point because its not in my hands.
smooth
That is your fault then, not mine
you're the one who isnt meeting. So definitely your fault. Ill keep this half a point in my pocket until that changed
I don't meet off this profile "
I'm taking another half a point for keeping secrets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6
Yours on the other hand is a good 9 and a half. You lost half a point because its not in my hands.
smooth
That is your fault then, not mine
you're the one who isnt meeting. So definitely your fault. Ill keep this half a point in my pocket until that changed
I don't meet off this profile "
I'm taking another half a point for keeping secrets |
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Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
Snigger "
11/10 |
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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Baha!! Coffee just came out of my nose.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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Does Kate moss even have a bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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Barbary apes do a lot of climbing so chances are their buns are pretty firm...put a whole new spin on 'spank the monkey' wouldn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember the bum voting thread/ comp a while back. Oh boy, there were votes for some real flat arses then, lol
Desperation
Indeed. Simping at its finest."
Its the way of the modern male to aim for the low hanging fruit - too much effort to climb or jump. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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 but so very true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss Dee Vine your ass is 11 out of 10 xxx
At least! 
Bottoms up
Someone mention bottoms?
Not me 
My favourite subject, hehe "
Be nice to rate it in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss Dee Vine your ass is 11 out of 10 xxx
At least!
Bottoms up
Someone mention bottoms?
Not me
My favourite subject, hehe
Be nice to rate it in person "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh some of you men are funny!
If you're giving the op 10, then I wonder what mark you'd give Rhianna, Beyonce, JLo, Pippa Middleton, Kate Moss, Nikki Minaj...to name but a few.
Stand easy fellas, rhetorical question. Some of you would give a Barbary apes arse 10 if it would stand still long enough for you to fuck it!
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Go go David Attenborough!
Just choked on my ham roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either  thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box  :-
D"
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box :-
D
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above "
Ok misunderstanding, I'll get back on my on my high horse again x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box :-
D
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above
Ok misunderstanding, I'll get back on my on my high horse again x"
Giddy up  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box :-
D
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above
Ok misunderstanding, I'll get back on my high horse again x
Giddy up "
Just no crops for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box :-
D
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above
Ok misunderstanding, I'll get back on my high horse again x
Giddy up
Just no crops for a while "
Oh suffering are we |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I wouldn't want anyone to rate mine just now! Unless they had a certain fetish of course
Me either thought it was rating the OP's ?
That's true, I'll shut up and get back in my box :-
D
Nooo I didn't mean that! I think some have been rating the ones above
Ok misunderstanding, I'll get back on my high horse again x
Giddy up
Just no crops for a while
Oh suffering are we "
Just a little bit! |
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