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By *s_4_u OP Couple
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
A little rant.
Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.
I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little rant.
Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.
I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "
Completely agree! Saw a pic earlier today where it looks like the carpet hadn't been vacuumed for a month.
Another thing we have a snigger about is where the guy is supposedly single, but in the background there are things like tampons on shelves.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little rant.
Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.
I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "
When my attention was eventually drawn from your lovely boobs, I did find myself admiring your zebra print bedsheets x |
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By *s_4_u OP Couple
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"A little rant.
Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.
I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person.
When my attention was eventually drawn from your lovely boobs, I did find myself admiring your zebra print bedsheets x"
There just cheap ones. We like to change them regular. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So true - we look at the background too. Bedrooms that look like recycling banks :-/
And our favourite - non smokers stated in their profiles but the room is full of cigarette packets and ash trays  |
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By *s_4_u OP Couple
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Some people care, some people don't, each to their own.  "
If you don't care about your surroundings surely you don't care about your own hygiene looks. ? How could you play in a environment like that ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should be congratulating them......at least you've got a heads up from the pics instead of walking head first into a house that needs Kim and Aggie round  |
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By *s_4_u OP Couple
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"You should be congratulating them......at least you've got a heads up from the pics instead of walking head first into a house that needs Kim and Aggie round "
Didn't look at it that way good thinking |
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This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask?  |
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By *s_4_u OP Couple
over a year ago
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"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask? "
Defo not the funniest. And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me. |
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" And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me. "
Congratulations on your self-acquired promotion tp the position of the FabSwingers Official Forum Humour Yardstick
If I've fallen below your high standards of smirk-inducement, wit and repartee then I deeply apologise and will take steps to redress the matter immediately ... or not. As you may think ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask? "
Def funny ...
would they clean up the people in the room too??
I always check out backgrounds oh and finger nails....
Ughhh  |
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Def funny ...
would they clean up the people in the room too??
I always check out backgrounds oh and finger nails....
Ughhh "
I always look for carpets on the floors (thats always a nice touch) and the quality of the furniture
Tho' this isnt so much a Through The Keyhole style thread.. its more a Columbo episode!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me.
Congratulations on your self-acquired promotion tp the position of the FabSwingers Official Forum Humour Yardstick
If I've fallen below your high standards of smirk-inducement, wit and repartee then I deeply apologise and will take steps to redress the matter immediately ... or not. As you may think ... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little rant.
Don't people look at there backgrounds when taking pics ? Some people have minging food and rubbish everywhere. When we look at a picture were looking at the whole thing not just the torso.
I think the backdrop shows a lot about the person. "
Lol I thought I was the only 1 that did that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is one of the funniest and wittiest threads Ive seen on here ... I hope Kim and Aggie ARE listening and are going to do something about it instead of just saying "Ooh yes. We will make How Clean Is Your Sex Room?" ... lets get a campaign going ... Gordon Ramsay made meals in a blimmin' prison ferchrissakes! Surely it wouldnt be too much to ask?
Defo not the funniest. And your humour is not the best because you have totally lost me. "
I thought it was amusing! I think it could be the next "reality tv" prog. Swingers meets hoarders meets kim and agie. I can see the meeting at channel 4 now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly think it doesn't make much of a difference because inevitably if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol "
Too busy looking at the mayo-covered one in the foreground, eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I honestly think it doesn't make much of a difference because inevitably if you are really attracted to the person in the pic, the half eaten kebab in the background doesn't even register lol "
Some of the back grounds I've seen would put an end to any attraction!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning |
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "
But did not decline the shag????
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "
I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs "
I hear Ya!
It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs
I hear Ya!
It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy"
Ok let you off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
But did not decline the shag????
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 no, am I a bad man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning "
maybe it wasnt asleep... |
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs
I hear Ya!
It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy"
Until you got there.
Bum tish! I'm here all week. Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
But did not decline the shag????
no, am I a bad man? "
I wouldn't have shagged the frying pan though, ya don't know where that particular pussy had been lol |
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"Gotta be clean. I once had a meet off another site, and only got to see her on the bed in her pics. When I turned up her flat was covered in that much stuff, you could barely see the carpet. When I went into the kitchen there was a cat sleeping in the frying pan, needless to say I declined her offer of a fry up in the morning
I wouldnt have stayed.....hate messy fkrs
I hear Ya!
It came as a shock actually as I had mether for a social and she was well dressed, smelled good, and really presentable. When I went to her flat it was a late night spur of the moment invite, and it was a considerable drive. Thankfully her bedroom was clean and tidy
Until you got there.
Bum tish! I'm here all week. Thank you!"
Haha not really, after all that effort, she wouldn't even repay the favors I did for her. Aah well my Mam always said 'ya don't give to receive' |
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