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over a year ago
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I started using a small butt plug.. It takes some time. Use KY as lube as I find that's the best.,
You have to relax and I squeeze your bum out when sitting on it..
It takes time.. You would not Beleive the size of the butt plug I use now!!!! |
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"I've tryed that but it never goes all the way in. And it hurts "
im ann sumers party organiser and sold loads of them....i have pink one make sure you have plenty of lube if youve never used anything before...however if its just this one that you have trouble with inserting try putting it on a hard surface.. the small suction cap at bottom will keep it still to some degree then slowly sit on it. breath out and push slightly as if you were about to go the toilet...enjoy x |
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Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.
Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.
Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.
Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)
Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.
Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.  |
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"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x
yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly"
Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.
Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.
Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.
Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)
Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.
Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again. "
Ruth totally priceless,
Peachy was in tears  |
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"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x
yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly
Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty "
heres another one,
try a sense of humour |
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"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x "
Mr Webster you have inadvertently started one of the funniest threads in ages.
if it was deliberate even better
would suggest in answer to your question reading the instructions, if none provided with product take a walk to the place of purchase and ask |
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"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.
Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.
Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.
Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)
Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.
Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.
Ruth totally priceless,
Peachy was in tears "
Not after using THAT damned plug I hope?
Honestly wants sticking where the sun don't shine. (Derbyshire) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just Chexked With Citizens Advice.
Apparently you don't HAVE to insert it.
Just because its a butt plug and you are the legal owner it's not mandatory to actually use it.
Conclusion: Relax. Don't be anal about it. Have a cup of tea. And put it out of your mind (as well as your lower rectum)
Ask some friends round. Have a few laughs. But DON'T bring that pink butt plug into the conversation (or the living room table for that matter). They don't have to know.
Then when darkness falls. Chuck it in the wheelie bin (the black one) and say nowt to nobody and just pretend you never bought it. Ok? Good. Sorted. It's gone. You'll never see it again.
Ruth totally priceless,
Peachy was in tears
Not after using THAT damned plug I hope?
Honestly wants sticking where the sun don't shine. (Derbyshire)"
Oh the plug lol erm no
and sunshine not in the English summertime 
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"I have a small pink but plug from Ann summers how ever I can never get it up fully without it hurting any ideas x
yeah...here's an idea....spell it correctly
Heres an idea,riduculous needless nitpicking about a word you were able to read and understand perfectly well makes you look nasty "
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