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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was talking with a friend last night about dating clichés and have since been wondering...what are some swinging clichés?!
Anyone have any favourites or bête noirs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single bi fems are hard to find!
Putting "No Timewasters" and the Sydney disclaimer actually benefit your profile!
The hierarchy of couples first, then single females, then FF couples, then TV's/TS's, then the dog, then single men. It's a crock of shit!
Upon arriving at a party the fruitbowl for your car keys will be on a table in the lounge.
Swinging clubs all look like 1970's brothels with red light bulbs.
Joining a swinging site is a guaranteed route to endless sex, orgies and people dying to jump your bones.
The forum has a cli......shit - nearly said it!!   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arrogance that they don't even respond n just delete the message when you clearly make an effort and have not copy pasted. Grrrrrrrrr!!!"
Mrs used to respond to every message. Even to say thanks but no thanks. Takes for ever and the majority of men sent back rude shitty messages back. So it's not arrogance, its, can't be bothered to set myself up for abuse or spending ages replying.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Swingers are sad, old, fat, and can't get a shag any other way.
Swingers are festering sinks of STIs.
Swinging clubs are full of desperate sad old men wanking themselves.
Swingers sit dressed in their tartiest clothes just waiting for a meet request. (Or is that just me? ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swingers are sad, old, fat, and can't get a shag any other way.
Swingers are festering sinks of STIs.
Swinging clubs are full of desperate sad old men wanking themselves.
Swingers sit dressed in their tartiest clothes just waiting for a meet request. (Or is that just me? )"
is that why you called _yrdwoman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single bi fems are hard to find!
Putting "No Timewasters" and the Sydney disclaimer actually benefit your profile!
The hierarchy of couples first, then single females, then FF couples, then TV's/TS's, then the dog, then single men. It's a crock of shit!
Upon arriving at a party the fruitbowl for your car keys will be on a table in the lounge.
Swinging clubs all look like 1970's brothels with red light bulbs.
Joining a swinging site is a guaranteed route to endless sex, orgies and people dying to jump your bones.
The forum has a cli......shit - nearly said it!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them."
haha spot on. I was contacted recently by a TV and face pictures were demanded. No verification's or pictures at all on their profile.
Made me think they may dress like a lady but they dont have the manners of one!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The amount of couples with 'No single males' or 'Single males we will find you' who regularly look at my profile"
To be fair if they have "...we will find you" and they look at your profile then they are doing just as they said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some of my favourites, though not all strictly clichés are:
Reading "I'm laid back..."on a profile, which is then followed by a load of drama.
People saying they are professional...and spell it wrong!
Rants about timewasters...only to then cancel at the last minute or not show up themselves  |
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Every bi fem Cpl on here are just gagging to put on a lesbian show and only after a few hrs let the men join in for a treat.
All swingers allow their missus to be treated like a tart in a vanilla company
all swingers are doggers and are an easy lay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very demanding profile that insists that any applicant for a meet fulfil 27 different needs of theirs, yet has no pics and actually gives you very little reason to even want to contact them."
Haha, aint that the truth. Seen that loads of times on here. |
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"Clean and discrete" like that is some kind of bonus and would sway a meet n their favour!
Wow this blokes clean AND discrete! Our dreams have come true!!