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What to do with an erect penis this afternoon?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk around the house,and feel the sensation of it swinging around in front of you.Then grab hold of it,wank the fuck out of it,and make it sick.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Hit it with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did my arsehole wince when I read that.??

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Use it to stir your cappuccino.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Climb a tree and then use the erect penis to make a hole in the wood. You could pretend to be a woodpecker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw ice over it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should avoid doing what I read in nursing magazine many years ago, and not put it up the suction pipe hole in the end of a cylinder vacuum cleaner..... not nice..... not nice AT ALL...!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should avoid doing what I read in nursing magazine many years ago, and not put it up the suction pipe hole in the end of a cylinder vacuum cleaner..... not nice..... not nice AT ALL...!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get sum tweezers, then u can hv a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do some penis painting.

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Lie horizontally on the floor and try to spin yourself round on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Decorate it with glitter and feathers and whatever else, then post a pic on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hit it with a hammer. "

best thing you can do. Don't forget to hit the balls too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a sky remote and a can of lynx. I think you can work the rest out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any ideas?"

Chop it off

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Any ideas?

Chop it off

Excellent choice, worked for me,, LOL

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Any ideas?

Chop it off

Excellent choice, worked for me,, LOL"

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x "

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the OP is away shagging somewhere...with all that interest generated by the thread!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ........... "

Whopper???

(( *andrea sidles off to nibble on some lettuce

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ...........

Whopper???

(( *andrea sidles off to nibble on some lettuce "

Step awa fi the lettuce ...... Aye , whopper .... like belter , stonker , topper , cracker , or in English ;rather fetching bottom ....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ...........

Whopper???

(( *andrea sidles off to nibble on some lettuce

Step awa fi the lettuce ...... Aye , whopper .... like belter , stonker , topper , cracker , or in English ;rather fetching bottom ....

Ohhhhh!! Not whopper as in huge! Phew x lettuce abandoned x

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ...........

Whopper???

(( *andrea sidles off to nibble on some lettuce

Step awa fi the lettuce ...... Aye , whopper .... like belter , stonker , topper , cracker , or in English ;rather fetching bottom ....

Ohhhhh!! Not whopper as in huge! Phew x lettuce abandoned x"

Aw Gid ...... noo a seem te huv an awfy hankerin fur an iced bun ...... x

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

Oh ar, sounds a goodun to I,, but weather baint be too andsome down ere!

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

Donker. Love it!

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"Go oot inty yer gairdin ...... lie back in the sunshine an yase yer donker te hold up yer parasol ..........

well , that's wot a dae wi mine .....

It takes me a while to translate your comments!! Helps that I have a friend in Shetland I think. Her messages take a while to translate too!! Lol x

Och well am gled ye do manage te translate thum ..... coincidently it takes me a while te read your comments cos a keep gittn distracted by thon whopper o an erse yev goat ..... lol

translations available at negotiable rates ...........

Whopper???

(( *andrea sidles off to nibble on some lettuce

Step awa fi the lettuce ...... Aye , whopper .... like belter , stonker , topper , cracker , or in English ;rather fetching bottom ....

I'm loving this. I can 'hear' you quite clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slam it in the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Decorate it with glitter and feathers and whatever else, then post a pic on your profile

Oh you dirty girl.

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