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A funny thing happened to me ....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whilst I was stretching before a run at side of the road tonight when a female I never seen before smacked my bum as she cycled past lol
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"Think you will find thats sexual assault"
Blimey that's a bit of an overreaction isn't it?
That would properly make me laugh if it happened to me and I wouldn't consider "oh shit I might get done for sexual assault' before I did something like that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my son was about eight months old we was in our local supermarket, he was in his pushchair. The women in front of us stopped to pick something up. As she bent down we walked around her and as we did our son slapped her on the bottom. She was not amused hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you will find thats sexual assault"
Legally speaking, that's quite correct, though it would only ever be taken seriously as such if the gender positions in this particular scenario were reversed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear lord where are peoples sense of humour
ive had my arse touched more times than I can remember while ive been out with mates,I hav'nt called the police once yet just either laughed it off or given them a death glare depending on mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only person who feels let down because the OP didn't start his post with:
'on the way to the forum'?
Titter ye not,"
I hope you have posted in the big tits thread in the lounge  |
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"Whilst I was stretching before a run at side of the road tonight when a female I never seen before smacked my bum as she cycled past lol
What funny things have happened to you lately ???? "
Lucky man!!! Be there tomorrow, same time, same place   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I accidently winked at a waitress the other night, she gave me her phone number with the bill
Good shit like that never seemed to happen when I was younger"
How did u accidentally wink? Lol |
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This reminds me of an occasion 20 odd yrs ago, when my motorbike was off the road and I was pillion on my mate's bike. As we were approaching a pub 2 girls in leathers were walking on the pavement. I told my mate to slow down a bit, as we passed I spanked a rather pert bum on the way past.
5 minutes later the pair of them came into the pub pissing themselves with laughter, "Oi you bastards.......
One ended up being my missus for 5 yrs and my mate went out with the other for about 3 yrs |
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"Think you will find thats sexual assault
Legally speaking, that's quite correct, though it would only ever be taken seriously as such if the gender positions in this particular scenario were reversed. "
Why would it be? Can men not be sexually assaulted then? Surely not taking it seriously is discrimination based on gender? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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like anything these days,put it in one context ie do it to a man and its funny haha and another your infront of a maguistrate getting your new shiny asbo and a half page write up in the local paper for feeling up a birds backside.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Newsflash:
Men and women are different.
I'd hazard a guess that most men wouldn't find a cheeky slap on the bum offensive. That's not discriminashun, it's life."
I think what people are getting at that it is ok for a woman to do it but for a man..
That is a sad fact of life
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"Newsflash:
Men and women are different.
I'd hazard a guess that most men wouldn't find a cheeky slap on the bum offensive. That's not discriminashun, it's life."
I agree the reaction of the 'victim' is different but the post I quoted seemed to suggest the authorities see it as assault only if it's in yeoman and that is discrimination.
Anyway, we have hijacked the thread.....sorry OP x x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi Everybody
I write/run posts in order that people can either take part - giggle quietly to themselves or add value to the OP
Some replies above lead me to think there was a Sense of Humor failure for some lol - but i thank you all the same for responding
Being spanked by a stranger in the situation outlined i found hilarious as the women cycled off tittering |
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"Hi Everybody
I write/run posts in order that people can either take part - giggle quietly to themselves or add value to the OP
Some replies above lead me to think there was a Sense of Humor failure for some lol - but i thank you all the same for responding
Being spanked by a stranger in the situation outlined i found hilarious as the women cycled off tittering "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Everybody
I write/run posts in order that people can either take part - giggle quietly to themselves or add value to the OP
Some replies above lead me to think there was a Sense of Humor failure for some lol - but i thank you all the same for responding
Being spanked by a stranger in the situation outlined i found hilarious as the women cycled off tittering
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Its a shame things like this don't happen more often without people having a complete sense of humour failure.
And Bambi I can see you doing this sort of thing, am I wrong |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"Whilst I was stretching before a run at side of the road tonight when a female I never seen before smacked my bum as she cycled past lol
What funny things have happened to you lately ???? "
That's a bit bloody sexist - cheeky mare. Women complain when men do it! And quite rightly - it's not ok for women to do it to men.
Even if you did enjoy it!  |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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we were in chams recently and some random girl lent over the banisters and slapped S on the head and then said shed always wanted to do that im glad she did it to him not me as i would probably have slapped her back he was just too shocked |
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No one should really go around doing that, regardless of gender.