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You know you've caught the swinging bug when......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You phone predicts the words 'spitroast' and 'threesome' from the first few letters  "
 It's not just my phone then?! I thought Sony had just got very liberal with their predictive text!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything you pick up to look at in a clothes shop now is either
Shear
Short
See through
Sexy
Or just plain slutty !! "
and your mum sees it and says wtf lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything you pick up to look at in a clothes shop now is either
Shear
Short
See through
Sexy
Or just plain slutty !! "
And then there is what the women shop for. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you sub conciously think to yourself, I think ive seen her naked on Fab, then you d*unkenly ask to which the reply is fuck off you dirty bastard, oh well beer goggles on it was then haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You phone your mum re lunch and ask her if she wants ' a meet' ....!
I kid you not!
Could be worse- your Mum rings you and asks if you want a meet..."
Ha ha, Pissa I would be mortified.....
Wouldn't surprise me though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you go on holiday to portugal and meet the owners of your local swingers club and various other sexy swinging folks lol xxxx  "
And bump into a random stranger whose just turned up at their Villa to stay ! |
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"When you go on holiday to portugal and meet the owners of your local swingers club and various other sexy swinging folks lol xxxx
And bump into a random stranger whose just turned up at their Villa to stay ! "
Exactly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg so many of these are true. Gangbang seems to pop up frequently on my S3 and I nearly text my mum to tell her we'd had a message off a nice couple!!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
You use the internet for research purposes at work and every time you go online you start to type www.fabsw before frantically backspacing and retyping www.timeseducationalsupplement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to a `Birthday` party every weekend , as its the only excuse you can think of when the kids ask !  "
Do you buy a card each time or use the same one lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!  "
How true is that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you meet new people in a 'vanilla' situation and you're all getting along, you have to stop yourself asking if they would like to come back for some fun!
How true is that!!!"
Find it safer to stay sober on vanilla nights so that we don't slip up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're with a friend having a drink and you start questioning him on is sexuality and then tell him we'd love him to join us in the bedroom!!! He done a runner lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too 
Is there any hope for me do you reckon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. I On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too
Is there any hope for me do you reckon? "
Just spat coffee everywhere...... Now its in my head too.... Lol.... Thanks! X |
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"Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too
Is there any hope for me do you reckon? "
Hahahha!! Brilliant xx |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Had to ratch this post out as I've just been browsing the items for sale on our Intranet's Marketplace and I spotted a "padded TV storage bag" - I can't get the image of Soxy n Jodie in their glad rags, stuffed into a large bag. I On reading the advert it says 'suitable for 19" TV' so now I've got Warwick Davies in a frock in a bag in my head too
Is there any hope for me do you reckon?
Just spat coffee everywhere...... Now its in my head too.... Lol.... Thanks! X"
Oops, sorry!  |
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