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over a year ago
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From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs! |
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"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"
Actually made me laugh out loud  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"
That did make me smile
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"Do they actually work? There was one on the Ann summers website but had a appalling reviews. Apparently it was noisy and had poor range! Kath xx"
I have never had one before, i bought this off of "Love Honey" and as i know they are very good if you return items back to them. So if it is rubbish that's where it will be going  |
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"I have just bought myself a 10 speed remote control egg!!
Now who want's the remote "
In this instance I think it will be safe to say that the perennial question of what came first Ruby or the Egg is a pretty safe bet as to the answer |
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"From one Ruby to another, do not give it to Obi whilst in public, you end up hanging onto a bar for dear life trying to avoid families who's kids you teach whilst throwing Shiraz down your boobs!"
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Andy bought me a remote control vibrator, I wore it in Brighton whilst shopping and He enjoyed setting it off.
The best was whilst crossing a road in front of a parked Bus. I leapt and screamed just a I was in front of the driver, making him jump too. Have fun with your eggs. |
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Don't do what a girlfriend of ours did, put the egg in her arse while using a vibrator in her pussy. She had difficulty getting the egg out, made it eventually by pulling the control wire carefully, she thought it would break. Could have been embarrassing in A&E! |
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