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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
These should make you smile...
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.
- St. Augustine
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
- (Unknown)
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
? Mae West
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
? George Carlin
“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
? Woody Allen |
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