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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Obviously it's not just single men that cancel meets last moment but they have to be more inventive as they can't use the period excuse, what's the best you've ever heard for last minute cold feet? Or just as amusing those that change the meet so drastically you have to cancel. One couple asked if they could bring a dog, so I had to cancel that, I have been cancelled on because a man lost his car keys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Obviously it's not just single men that cancel meets last moment but they have to be more inventive as they can't use the period excuse, what's the best you've ever heard for last minute cold feet? Or just as amusing those that change the meet so drastically you have to cancel. One couple asked if they could bring a dog, so I had to cancel that, I have been cancelled on because a man lost his car keys."

Ha ha you're lucky! When we've been let down they have never even bothered making an excuse.

We're Sure they get their thrills by just being accepted for a meet then they start again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Obviously it's not just single men that cancel meets last moment but they have to be more inventive as they can't use the period excuse, what's the best you've ever heard for last minute cold feet? Or just as amusing those that change the meet so drastically you have to cancel. One couple asked if they could bring a dog, so I had to cancel that, I have been cancelled on because a man lost his car keys.

Ha ha you're lucky! When we've been let down they have never even bothered making an excuse.

We're Sure they get their thrills by just being accepted for a meet then they start again."

Oh believe me I've had that one occurs very often, in fact three of the separate occasions I've been sat here all ready and heard nothing until the following week. I then get a message saying "Hi sexy, fancy a meet?Nice pics btw!" The nerve of it! One couple that stood us up was verified by someone else for the same night obviously chose them and forgot to mention it to us lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh and you're definitely right about the thrill of the chase, I'm sure some are happy just knowing the could have the date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well i am pretty old hat at this lark now and you think i should know better than to be suckered into meeting

Being a frisky/horny mood i responded to two separate people looking to meet today - both said YES and both exchanged a few nice messages and both had talked about what sex they wanted - where we meet up and everything else - so boldly i asked them ..."how about 3pm then" .....and guess what .......yep you guessed .... " oh dear cant do then wife will be in by then" ....ok being a sucker I replied saying "no probs ; whats best time for you then" ......and gods honest truth BOTH replied saying ... " im free now for next 30 mins" ... now i'm good but i dont own a fecking helicopter and i aint traveling for a 30sec fumble ..........so my reply to them both was ...........!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well i am pretty old hat at this lark now and you think i should know better than to be suckered into meeting

Being a frisky/horny mood i responded to two separate people looking to meet today - both said YES and both exchanged a few nice messages and both had talked about what sex they wanted - where we meet up and everything else - so boldly i asked them ..."how about 3pm then" .....and guess what .......yep you guessed .... " oh dear cant do then wife will be in by then" ....ok being a sucker I replied saying "no probs ; whats best time for you then" ......and gods honest truth BOTH replied saying ... " im free now for next 30 mins" ... now i'm good but i dont own a fecking helicopter and i aint traveling for a 30sec fumble ..........so my reply to them both was ...........!!!!!!!!!!"

haha, good one!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"The carbon monoxide alarm has just started going off and I don't want to leave the flat"

I'd have thought leaving the flat was the first thing you'd want to do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""The carbon monoxide alarm has just started going off and I don't want to leave the flat"

I'd have thought leaving the flat was the first thing you'd want to do!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my fave is just a total blank after setting a time....

Why all the build up for a blank? : /

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cats just gone into labour lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have to say the most used one by the ladies usually revolves around sick children. No answer to that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we have had 2 suicides (not the meet but a relative) car accidents, car being swept away in a flood lol ir just nothing and then user gone from site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was messaging a lass, we were mailing back and forward for a day or two so arranged a meet for that night at her place! An hour later, i got a message saying, 'sorry, but my wife isn't going out as planned so can i come to yours instead'? . When i pointed out that i thought 'he' was a 'she' as stated in 'her' profile, and there would be NO meet, he called ME the timewaster! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kinda lucky there lol

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By *ombowieMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Had 3meets in one week not one of the ladies turned up even worst no excuses grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best we had was a couple who the female half had won £1000 on a scratch card and he couldn't get hold of her as she had gone shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Excellent, thank you for your funny stories, keep them coming! Without all these situations we wouldn't be able to look back at these funny memories.

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By *inful_coupleCouple  over a year ago

Frimley

We've never been let down so we have no idea, but some of the excuses we've heard about are just terrible. And shocking ... who'd turn down a good night of sex with someone they've arranged with?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We've never been let down so we have no idea, but some of the excuses we've heard about are just terrible. And shocking ... who'd turn down a good night of sex with someone they've arranged with?!"
Absolutely! It's not like it's a contract either, I always think is a person is too nervous then there is nothing wrong with changing it to a social. At least the ones that cancel have that decency though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Granny has been killed in a hang gliding accident. She was 56. How old was granny? Ce la vie. at least she said something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Obviously it's not just single men that cancel meets last moment but they have to be more inventive as they can't use the period excuse, what's the best you've ever heard for last minute cold feet? Or just as amusing those that change the meet so drastically you have to cancel. One couple asked if they could bring a dog, so I had to cancel that, I have been cancelled on because a man lost his car keys.

Ha ha you're lucky! When we've been let down they have never even bothered making an excuse.

We're Sure they get their thrills by just being accepted for a meet then they start again."

what you said just trying to make them selfs feel special oh look at me I can get a meet. fucking time waster !!!

* cReEpS rOuNd cRypT * -l-

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By *allDarkFoxForYouMan  over a year ago

Winchester/London


"My cats just gone into labour lol "

Is that a statement or a received excuse ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about this one? I arranged to meet a guy who said he was a local fireman. Booked a room and everything, sat there like a lemon, waiting. Called to say he would be late...called to say he would be later...called to say there was a big fire and he was on call! Must have had cold feet and gone to warm them by the fire LOL

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By *otwifeguyMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"We've never been let down so we have no idea, but some of the excuses we've heard about are just terrible. And shocking ... who'd turn down a good night of sex with someone they've arranged with?!"

like who's gonna not show for you guys ??? The Pope .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had a meet arranged for 9.30pm , by 10 pm no sign of him so we text asking what time was he going to get to us , we got a reply saying won't be coming ( excuse the pun lol ) as he caught his dick in his fly zipper lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We had a meet arranged for 9.30pm , by 10 pm no sign of him so we text asking what time was he going to get to us , we got a reply saying won't be coming ( excuse the pun lol ) as he caught his dick in his fly zipper lol "
Lol, that's so funny, I do hope it was just an excuse, poor guy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think what happens, particularly on the casenof guys is that they get really excited.

"Finally I've got a meet! I wonder what we'll do? I wonder what she's wearing" etc...and have a short wank to calm themselves down. At which point the urge goes and they can't be bothered anymore in the post cum haze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think what happens, particularly on the casenof guys is that they get really excited.

"Finally I've got a meet! I wonder what we'll do? I wonder what she's wearing" etc...and have a short wank to calm themselves down. At which point the urge goes and they can't be bothered anymore in the post cum haze."

Spot on!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I thought I had turned up and got a little annoyed when he was late and ignored my messages.

Turned out I was in the right hotel but the wrong junction on the M1 with piss-poor reception. I really should read messages properly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm so lucky that its not happened to me.. Yet x

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No personal experience but according to one of my friends there's a guy on Fab who must believe in reincarnation as his granny has died 3 times!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think what happens, particularly on the casenof guys is that they get really excited.

"Finally I've got a meet! I wonder what we'll do? I wonder what she's wearing" etc...and have a short wank to calm themselves down. At which point the urge goes and they can't be bothered anymore in the post cum haze."

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"We've never been let down so we have no idea, but some of the excuses we've heard about are just terrible. And shocking ... who'd turn down a good night of sex with someone they've arranged with?!"

Yup - even had someone posting for a meet and moaning about not getting one after actually arranging one with me, phone numbers exchanged, texts exchanged, address sent, time agreed - and, nothing.

As it turned out I ended up setting up a last minute meet with someone I had met before and it was bloody fantastic!

Had one on Saturday just gone - did the usual going silent a day before so I knew it would be off. And he was still online after 10pm looking for a meet! Now, I doubt he was genuinely looking for a meet - probably looking for the next sucker to reel in. It's those kind of people which make things difficult.

Fortunately, in my opinion, there are plenty of good guys around to make up for them.

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!! "

And that is why I have put a short comment on the end of my profile - NO second chances. Not any more. You can't meet, ok, no problem. But I will not arrange a new one. This boat has sailed and you are blocked - no offence intended.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Not an excuse as such because I suspect it was true, but I was sat waiting for a meet at 2pm. When he hadn't turned up at 2.30pm I texted him and the reply was that he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before. Charming!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got " stitched-up " 2-wks ago. Subsquently, found out it was a " fake fabster " luckily 4 me, I only travelled 2-miles.

I wood of felt sorry 4 other ppl who may-b fell in2 the trap? and who travelled further afield than I did.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!!

And that is why I have put a short comment on the end of my profile - NO second chances. Not any more. You can't meet, ok, no problem. But I will not arrange a new one. This boat has sailed and you are blocked - no offence intended."

No offence taken, by second chance, I meant I had been speaking to him before, and with nothing arranged he disappeared for over 6 months, then decided to contact me again when he came back on site.

So he was forewarned!

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!!

And that is why I have put a short comment on the end of my profile - NO second chances. Not any more. You can't meet, ok, no problem. But I will not arrange a new one. This boat has sailed and you are blocked - no offence intended.

No offence taken, by second chance, I meant I had been speaking to him before, and with nothing arranged he disappeared for over 6 months, then decided to contact me again when he came back on site.

So he was forewarned!"

Yes - that is what I thought. I've done the same and had the same result as you - hence the message at the end of the profile. A guy arranges something I make a note and if he's a no-show or cancels, even it it is a prefectly reasonable excuse - then that's it. He has had his ONE chance. Otherwise you could just end up getting messed about all the time. I only meet Saturdays so if I get this a lot then it really does affect my meeting time. Plenty of decent guys out there so I won't give the chancers a second chance. Problem is, I have vetted carefully and still been caught out. It happens and we cannot always plan for it. So - no second chances.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!!

And that is why I have put a short comment on the end of my profile - NO second chances. Not any more. You can't meet, ok, no problem. But I will not arrange a new one. This boat has sailed and you are blocked - no offence intended.

No offence taken, by second chance, I meant I had been speaking to him before, and with nothing arranged he disappeared for over 6 months, then decided to contact me again when he came back on site.

So he was forewarned!

Yes - that is what I thought. I've done the same and had the same result as you - hence the message at the end of the profile. A guy arranges something I make a note and if he's a no-show or cancels, even it it is a prefectly reasonable excuse - then that's it. He has had his ONE chance. Otherwise you could just end up getting messed about all the time. I only meet Saturdays so if I get this a lot then it really does affect my meeting time. Plenty of decent guys out there so I won't give the chancers a second chance. Problem is, I have vetted carefully and still been caught out. It happens and we cannot always plan for it. So - no second chances."

I tend to agree with you NOW lol And yes I vet quite carefully as well, but we can all get our fingers burned, but never again for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think it's most annoying when they ask you to rearrange it for another time after bottling it the first time. There are so many people that will go the extra mile especially when you're making a first impression, no sleep lost over the ones who don't make it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arranged to meet a guy who at the last minute sent a message to say his daughter was ill and had been taken to hospital,no problem with that as these things sometimes happen,looked on fab a few minutes later to see if we could find a replacement and he had just put up another meet me tonight add.

It looked like he didnt want to travel to see us so made up a lie.

As it turned out we did find a replacement and it turned out to be one of our best meets

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Not an excuse as such because I suspect it was true, but I was sat waiting for a meet at 2pm. When he hadn't turned up at 2.30pm I texted him and the reply was that he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before. Charming!"

sorry but that did make me laugh. What a cheek!

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!!

And that is why I have put a short comment on the end of my profile - NO second chances. Not any more. You can't meet, ok, no problem. But I will not arrange a new one. This boat has sailed and you are blocked - no offence intended.

No offence taken, by second chance, I meant I had been speaking to him before, and with nothing arranged he disappeared for over 6 months, then decided to contact me again when he came back on site.

So he was forewarned!

Yes - that is what I thought. I've done the same and had the same result as you - hence the message at the end of the profile. A guy arranges something I make a note and if he's a no-show or cancels, even it it is a prefectly reasonable excuse - then that's it. He has had his ONE chance. Otherwise you could just end up getting messed about all the time. I only meet Saturdays so if I get this a lot then it really does affect my meeting time. Plenty of decent guys out there so I won't give the chancers a second chance. Problem is, I have vetted carefully and still been caught out. It happens and we cannot always plan for it. So - no second chances.

I tend to agree with you NOW lol And yes I vet quite carefully as well, but we can all get our fingers burned, but never again for me! "

I always imagine them as sad little men typing one-handed!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Not an excuse as such because I suspect it was true, but I was sat waiting for a meet at 2pm. When he hadn't turned up at 2.30pm I texted him and the reply was that he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before. Charming!

sorry but that did make me laugh. What a cheek! "

He texted me when I was on the train home asking if I would join them for a MFF. He's left the site now, thank the gods!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got cancelled on by text a hour before. excuse was have to look after my teenagers, then got another text from him saying we are playing xbox!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Not an excuse as such because I suspect it was true, but I was sat waiting for a meet at 2pm. When he hadn't turned up at 2.30pm I texted him and the reply was that he was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before. Charming!

sorry but that did make me laugh. What a cheek!

He texted me when I was on the train home asking if I would join them for a MFF. He's left the site now, thank the gods!"

I've had previous meets text me when I was with my fb and ask for MMF - cheeky sods.

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By *ifferentClassMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

So many sick children; it would eclipse a third world country - and 'unlucky' ones who get themselves all sorts of injuries. And do babysitters really cancel at the last minute THAT often? But what can one say...as a get out clause it is bullet proof.

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By *a petite madameWoman  over a year ago

London / Essex


"I gave someone a second chance, and arranged a meet after getting to know him pretty well (6 weeks lol) And you guessed it, as soon as the date was set.....Nothing, not one email, no message, Nada!! "

This has been my misfortune of late. Needless to say the guys in question won't be seeing me again

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish


"So many sick children; it would eclipse a third world country - and 'unlucky' ones who get themselves all sorts of injuries. And do babysitters really cancel at the last minute THAT often? But what can one say...as a get out clause it is bullet proof."

as someone who has 3 kids...it does happen and have had to cancel daytime meets in the past because of one or the other being sick so home from school on a day I was due to have a meet...of late it has been because the twat of an ex has just not shown up to pick up the kids on his weekends so countless times I have had to cancel meets...and yes sitters do cancel at the last minute with interesting excuses of their own...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have genuinely broken down (ok the car not me) on a way to a meet, but all I could think of was the lady waiting thinking what a lying twat!! I guess I could of got the AA guy to ring her!!

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

A single friend of ours had to cancel a meet with a lady because he'd managed to slice a hole in his scrotum while trimming his pubes with a pair of kitchen scissors. You could actually see inside it!

He asked us to assure her that he wasn't a time waster because we knew her personally.

When we stopped laughing long enough we rang her and explained and as she was free that night she came round to see us.

So he didn't feel left out we text him loads of pictures of what he was missing.

What are friends for eh?

PS We did all offer to go to casualty with him to get it sewn up but he declined our kind offer as we were all a bit pissed at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OUCH!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and you're definitely right about the thrill of the chase, I'm sure some are happy just knowing the could have the date "

I think you are spot on. The thrill of the chase, for some, is the end. I do believe many people , when faced with the decision to meet or not just can't. Sometimes the fantasy of a liaison can't become reality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had to cancel at short notice but this was genuine, the mother in law had a fall and I had to go over and help make sure she was ok.

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

How about being cancelled on DURING a meet?

Some time ago, arranged a MMF with a bi fb I've known a long time, and a guy who was 'straight but he can suck my cock'

He arrived at my fb's house, we started playing, double BJ me and the fb both sucking him off, he came...and then his phone rang. Cue loud discussion in the kitchen suggesting a lad he'd sent to work on a timber yard for the day (worked for an agency) had had his foot run over by a forklift truck.

I don't know if it was genuine or not but if it was made up, 10 out of 10 for creativity!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a meet arranged, turned up to a couples house, no lights on, no answer when I knocked, rang them (we had been texting an hour before) and when they answered eventually, they said they had no idea who I was, why I was ringing them and how I got their number....

I headed off home, logged on to FAB and they were both in chat on can saying I'd let them down and didn't turn up!!

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Was supposed to meet for a social coupla weeks ago...guy was messaging me every morning for 3 or 4 days before...came to the morning of the meet and his message implied he thought we'd be shagging - I messaged back that it was a social and he apologised for getting over-excited. Sent him a text as I was coming home from work asking if we were still on for the evening n got the reply that he couldn't as he had a solicitors letter to respond to before next morning - never heard off him again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about being cancelled on DURING a meet?

Some time ago, arranged a MMF with a bi fb I've known a long time, and a guy who was 'straight but he can suck my cock'

He arrived at my fb's house, we started playing, double BJ me and the fb both sucking him off, he came...and then his phone rang. Cue loud discussion in the kitchen suggesting a lad he'd sent to work on a timber yard for the day (worked for an agency) had had his foot run over by a forklift truck.

I don't know if it was genuine or not but if it was made up, 10 out of 10 for creativity!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who on here thinks that there should be a way of warning other members that someone has been hood winked?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who on here thinks that there should be a way of warning other members that someone has been hood winked?"

I guess the varification section could be used for that though a designated icon/ thread may be a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had to cancel a meet as I had to attend an evening meeting with work. I gave a day and a half notice and said how sorry I was obviously, and asked to to arrange. Had a message back few hours later asking if I could meet that evening but as I only got home at 6pm and he was an hour away I declined. Realised a day or so later that Id been blocked! It was a genuine reason and not a made up excuse but sometimes you just can't win!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about being cancelled on DURING a meet?

Some time ago, arranged a MMF with a bi fb I've known a long time, and a guy who was 'straight but he can suck my cock'

He arrived at my fb's house, we started playing, double BJ me and the fb both sucking him off, he came...and then his phone rang. Cue loud discussion in the kitchen suggesting a lad he'd sent to work on a timber yard for the day (worked for an agency) had had his foot run over by a forklift truck.

I don't know if it was genuine or not but if it was made up, 10 out of 10 for creativity!"

I had that only it was his daughter needing picking up from a friends house and he couldn't not do it even though he had cum perfectly from a bj and I was still waiting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Funny you should say that, its not entirely unusual for guys to get their blow job and fuck off, it's happened to me twice, they didn't seem to notice my gaping jawed expression

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Funny you should say that, its not entirely unusual for guys to get their blow job and fuck off, it's happened to me twice, they didn't seem to notice my gaping jawed expression "

Never give a bj to completion!! Let the bugger wait!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a meet arranged, turned up to a couples house, no lights on, no answer when I knocked, rang them (we had been texting an hour before) and when they answered eventually, they said they had no idea who I was, why I was ringing them and how I got their number....

I headed off home, logged on to FAB and they were both in chat on can saying I'd let them down and didn't turn up!!"

Had similar situation a few weeks ago with a couple as turned up at their address after spoken on the phone an hour before and texted on way etc.

To no answer at the door and then a text a couple minutes later to say sorry family emergency, went online and they were still online themselves!! if such a family emergency get off fab, so challenged them on this and they blocked me a few minutes later whilst at the family emergency lol.

They are still on the site after i reported them to admin (who never responded) I suppose their £5 a month is more important than wasting peoples time to the owners of the site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny you should say that, its not entirely unusual for guys to get their blow job and fuck off, it's happened to me twice, they didn't seem to notice my gaping jawed expression

Never give a bj to completion!! Let the bugger wait! "

I agree get you orgasm over first lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Having a sore lip was one excuse I got.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Funny you should say that, its not entirely unusual for guys to get their blow job and fuck off, it's happened to me twice, they didn't seem to notice my gaping jawed expression

Never give a bj to completion!! Let the bugger wait!

I agree get you orgasm over first lol"

Haha, things have changed now lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't come here now my sons home - ok says I why don't you come to me- oh I can't I'm waiting for a package from the postman !

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Funny you should say that, its not entirely unusual for guys to get their blow job and fuck off, it's happened to me twice, they didn't seem to notice my gaping jawed expression "

Glad it's not just me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha d 1 person cancel last minute and she did actually confess to it being nerves as it was her first meet.

Also have had to cancel myself due to work, the joys of being self employed.

Nothing worse than looking forward to a horny encounter and work spoiling it for both parties.

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn


"So many sick children; it would eclipse a third world country - and 'unlucky' ones who get themselves all sorts of injuries. And do babysitters really cancel at the last minute THAT often? But what can one say...as a get out clause it is bullet proof."

My son came down with an ear infection which made me cancel aday meet. I text him the night before saying I was dosing up calpol and would see how son was in the morning.

But in answer unless your the primary carer of young kids you have no idea how often they can get ill and bugger up plans lol.

Havent been let down by childcare as yet. But have been the childcare privider having to let someone down due to me being ill. So yes it does happen all the time x

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By *iledandhornyMan  over a year ago

Bolton

I have just been stood up- and had a hotel arranged. I have texted and run this woman- no answer whatsoever.

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