How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
"
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣 |
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣"
Wonder if it will catch on. Lol |
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
Put me down for a pre-order 🤘🏻
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣
Wonder if it will catch on. Lol"
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
Put me down for a pre-order 🤘🏻
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣
Wonder if it will catch on. Lol"
Should I patient and trademark this idea?
I will share trademark income with yourself obviously for "cuming" up with the name. Lol
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
Put me down for a pre-order 🤘🏻
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣
Wonder if it will catch on. Lol
Should I patient and trademark this idea?
I will share trademark income with yourself obviously for "cuming" up with the name. Lol
"
Many thanks, I’ll have our Lawyers exchange papers….. |
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"How would you like to be scored?
Amount of ejaculate? 4.2
Velocity of ejaculations? 4.8
Sound effects whilst masterbating? 8.1
Tightness of grip during ejaculation? 9.3
Shrinkage % of testicles in comparison to penis while
Erect? 10.9 out of 10. 🙄😂
Put me down for a pre-order 🤘🏻
Hahahaha 😆 amazing categories….. I think you’ve just devised “Cumshot Top Trumps” 🤣
Wonder if it will catch on. Lol
Should I patient and trademark this idea?
I will share trademark income with yourself obviously for "cuming" up with the name. Lol
Many thanks, I’ll have our Lawyers exchange papers….. "
I shall keep my eyes peeled for their arrival.  |
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