What amusing failures have members experienced with condoms over the years?
Last summer when working at the Olympics I got propositioned by a tourist who was staying at a West end hotel.
It was a baking hot day and I turned up at her hotel post work shift.
After some frisky foreplay I reached into my wallet to remove my latex friend only to discover it had melted into a slush against the foil wrapper |
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