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Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?
Had a terrible experience at the Malmaison Hotel in Leeds where the woman ‘squirted’ all over the duvet - felt really embarrassed checking out the next morning leaving a damp, pee-drenched bed.
Yet love it when a woman gushes naturally (vaginal secretion, so different!) and quite happy leaving a room heavy in the scent of sex… |
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Firstly, it's controversial whether squirting is pee or not. I for one don't agree, as the smell and taste is different.
Secondly, it's natural and nothing to be embarrassed about. I put a towel or plastic sheet on top and sleep in a dry bed afterwards.
Thirdly, people in the hotel industry will have experienced all sorts eg bloodstains, thievery, wreckage. A duvet is easily laundered and no big deal. |
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Grabs the popcorn. I'm in the squirt is pee camp. There's only so much fluid can be stored other than the bladder. Where's it coming from???
I'm also OCD and anyone wetting my bed is paying the cleaning. |
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Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can. |
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OP, it is your right to block profiles who don't suit whatever you are looking for. Block me, too, please, as I am a squirter and I stopped apologising for that, it's just how my body behaves in sexual situations. I invested in a waterproof blanket, the large one is a bit of a pain to wash and dry but it has been tested plenty of times and keeps my bed dry. At the same time, it feels and looks like a normal blanket. |
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"Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can."
Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol. |
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"Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?"
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I personally wouldn't block women for mentioning their predilections for squirting; I would find that quite drastic and would instead just bypass their profile altogether.
Perhaps it's just me in that I'm not so cavalier in blocking people for such benign kinks. |
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"Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.
Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol."
Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control |
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If the Woman told you beforehand she was likely to be a squirter and you didn't prepare for it. Surely its your fault. Not the Womans. It just makes you sound immature. You could of stopped at anytime and carried on in the shower or put a towel down or something. But you chose to continue and moan about it afterwards. |
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"Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.
Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.
Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control "
Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions . |
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"Am I unique in blocking any profile that states “love to squirt”, “squirt everywhere”, or similar?
Had a terrible experience at the Malmaison Hotel in Leeds where the woman ‘squirted’ all over the duvet - felt really embarrassed checking out the next morning leaving a damp, pee-drenched bed.
Yet love it when a woman gushes naturally (vaginal secretion, so different!) and quite happy leaving a room heavy in the scent of sex…"
Agreed. Hate any kind of performance or fakery.
Had exactly your experience - on my own duvet!  |
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"Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.
Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.
Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control
Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions ."
The first time it happened to me (squirting) was a complete shock as it had never happened before I was mortified luckily the lovely man I was with was a bit more understanding than you and told me not to worry it was completely natural. I’m not talking about playing while on your period but it starting mid play unexpectedly |
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"Personally I love a woman to squirt.
I don't care if it's pee or not, as long as i know it was me that made her do it.
As for the hotel beds, they expect it, that's why people book them. (A lot of the time)
I like to put a few towels down if I know it's a possibility. But I have had a few that said they don't squirt, and I made them, they where so shocked and apologetic, I just laughed and said dont worry about it, glad iv helped you find you can.
Hotels expect you to piss on the bed?? That's why people book them?? Seriously? I don't want to sleep in a bed someone the night before soaked!!! Gross. Most people book hotel rooms for overnight stays due to holidays, trips etc. Not to piss the bed lol.
Would you also think it’s gross if a woman unexpectedly started her periods while on a meet with you and got blood on the sheets. Both scenarios are bodily functions outwith our control
Absolutely not. Starting your period unexpectedly is not the same as when you know there's a very good chance you're going to squirt/pee everywhere. Very different. And also if you were playing whilst on your period I'm pretty sure you'd take precautions .
The first time it happened to me (squirting) was a complete shock as it had never happened before I was mortified luckily the lovely man I was with was a bit more understanding than you and told me not to worry it was completely natural. I’m not talking about playing while on your period but it starting mid play unexpectedly "
Like you said it was unexpected. One of those things. This guy claims you book hotel rooms to specially to ruin the duvet etc and let the poor cleans deal with it. Gross. |
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One woman literally gushed which I felt must have been largely pee……..whereas another definitely squirted a small amount of liquid as I fisted her……..
Whatever the lady does it’s unreasonable to be disapproving…….something she can’t control.
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"Pretty sure they've proved that squirting is less than 1% pee.
Funnily enough Sheshells also left a mark in a Malmaison at the weekend  "
Pretty sure they haven’t as the bladder empties each time: “…squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.” |
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By *ete hMan 2 days ago
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I've been with a couple of squirters and personally I love it. It's certainly not just pee, the Skene's gland plays a large role. The fact that different women squirt in different ways also leads me to believe that it can't simply be a bladder only event 🤷🏻♂️ |
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"I've been with a couple of squirters and personally I love it. It's certainly not just pee, the Skene's gland plays a large role. The fact that different women squirt in different ways also leads me to believe that it can't simply be a bladder only event 🤷🏻♂️"
The skene gland is ‘about the size of a blueberry’. Where do you think all that liquid is stored? |
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(Sorry, spelling error)
Had an experience with a girl from Fab a few years ago squirting all over the place. Literally every time I pushed in she pished out.
Was all over the bed, which was utterly soaking and I was well aware I had to somehow sleep in it (hotel).
Had the brainwave of bending her over the bed to save any potential dry areas being further skooshed on and ended up with it splashing down onto my feet which gave me the heave.
Was quite an off putting experience but i had to do my best to not make her aware as she would have been really embarrassed (she’s no longer on the scene).
Very similar as the OP, I avoided squirters for some time but it’s different strokes for different folks. Be boring if we were all the same
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