We all have them. So let's share.
I dated a guy a few years back. Decided to take it slow. So a few weeks in, he is hesitant to tell me something, explains he has bad experiences with sex. Goes on to explain that his size becomes an issue, some couldn't take him at all, others said it hurt too much.
So by this point I'm soaked. Curious, a little worried but up for the challenge. I hold out another week
And when it comes to the time, I'm welcomed by this behemoth beast. I wish. He had the exact opposite. Now I'm not a size queen. Sure a big one now and then I nice but I like variety in sizes, but this guy was smaller than my pinkie... (sorry if I offended anyone) in length and girth
He was clearly delulu about his package. Didn't even have other skills to make anything we dud enjoyable.
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My worst was I had a lady come round one evening all planned. Sat drinking music playing cards. The. We start getting each other undressed. Well the fire play started so I go down. Make her cum. Next is the finger play to make her squirt. Oooo boy did she squirt. Squirted xrap all over my sofa. Honestly poor lass was soo embarrassed |
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Been talking for months but timing never lines up
When it finally does she tells me come spend the night & give the seeing to she's been needing for a while. I'm fingering & licking her getting all juices flowing as soon as she starts to touch me I cum from few strokes of her hand & night is done 💔💔💔
Didn't even get a 2nd chance to prove it was just a off day from me. She said I was best head she ever has but that day still haunts me |
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Drove an 80 mile round trip for a meet.
On arrival communication stops.
Then sporadic messages over next few HOURS, and finally meet them in a layby.
Follow them up a muddy lane for sex on a mattress in back of their transit work van.
Grumpy and unfriendly - and she says nothing at all to me.
No kissing allowed (despite it saying 'kissing a must' in my profile)
I get it over with pdq, kiss her on the cheek to say goodbye.
They later refuse to give me a veri because of the kiss on the cheek.
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"My worst was I had a lady come round one evening all planned. Sat drinking music playing cards. The. We start getting each other undressed. Well the fire play started so I go down. Make her cum. Next is the finger play to make her squirt. Oooo boy did she squirt. Squirted xrap all over my sofa. Honestly poor lass was soo embarrassed "
"Squirted xrap"?
What does that mean? |
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"Been talking for months but timing never lines up
When it finally does she tells me come spend the night & give the seeing to she's been needing for a while. I'm fingering & licking her getting all juices flowing as soon as she starts to touch me I cum from few strokes of her hand & night is done 💔💔💔
Didn't even get a 2nd chance to prove it was just a off day from me. She said I was best head she ever has but that day still haunts me "
I take that as a compliment when a guy can't hold on  |
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Easy for me, A guy off here, I don't like seeing cock pics but hubby had said he was big. We'd chatted for a couple weeks and plans were made and Hubby was dropping me off. Got there and the he was very hot and within a few mins I knew I wanted to play so I text hubby and said he was a yes. Everything was great until we went to bed. Yes he was big, but that's where it turned shit. He fingered me a little then proceeded to just pound and pound with no real idea, seems he thought size made up for any effort was glad when he cum so i could leave. It put me off meeting for 12 months. |
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"Easy for me, A guy off here, I don't like seeing cock pics but hubby had said he was big. We'd chatted for a couple weeks and plans were made and Hubby was dropping me off. Got there and the he was very hot and within a few mins I knew I wanted to play so I text hubby and said he was a yes. Everything was great until we went to bed. Yes he was big, but that's where it turned shit. He fingered me a little then proceeded to just pound and pound with no real idea, seems he thought size made up for any effort was glad when he cum so i could leave. It put me off meeting for 12 months. "
Been there sadly. Almost the exact same situation. More than once lol. I think you're right. Some think size = skill |
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"We all have them. So let's share.
I dated a guy a few years back. Decided to take it slow. So a few weeks in, he is hesitant to tell me something, explains he has bad experiences with sex. Goes on to explain that his size becomes an issue, some couldn't take him at all, others said it hurt too much.
Was for going to say the can’t take it at all bit technically he’s not lying 😂. But as for the it hurts that’s definitely a lie
So by this point I'm soaked. Curious, a little worried but up for the challenge. I hold out another week
And when it comes to the time, I'm welcomed by this behemoth beast. I wish. He had the exact opposite. Now I'm not a size queen. Sure a big one now and then I nice but I like variety in sizes, but this guy was smaller than my pinkie... (sorry if I offended anyone) in length and girth
He was clearly delulu about his package. Didn't even have other skills to make anything we dud enjoyable.
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