Sex and swinging is great, but it can also create funny noises, collapsed beds, handcuffs that won’t open and bodily fluids in awkward unintended places.
Have you had any comedy moments in your swinging lives? Would you share for the amusement of the forum audience? |
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Former partner and I were visiting Edinburgh, part way up the stairs to the apartment she defended into a fit of giggles but couldn’t tell me why, once we got to the door I realised that one of the toys in her bag had somehow turned itself on and was buzzing loudly. |
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Had a meet around recently (see verification) and there was a knock at the front door!
Went and opened it to find two Jehovah’s Witness at the door.
Told them they caught me mid shag and no thanks
We back up stairs and carried on after we stopped laughing about it lol
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I (Mr) was relatively new to the scene, was having a great time with a lady I'd met and then i noticed the condom had split.
Nearly had a heart attack......she was very chilled and assured me it was fine. |
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