Hey, fellow adventurers in the land of lust and laughter!
Let’s face it—sometimes things don’t always go according to plan in the world of swinging. You know, when the chemistry is so good that you forget your own name… or worse, forget to lock the door. 😜
So, I thought it would be fun (and a little naughty) to share our most hilarious, awkward, or downright scandalous "Oops" moments that happened during a swing session. Whether you’ve accidentally knocked over the lamp, mistaken someone's hand for a snack, or ended up in a position that had you both wondering how you got there, let’s hear about it!
Remember, no judgment here—just good, dirty fun. The more embarrassing, the better! 😉
Let’s get to it—who’s brave enough to share their funniest, most cringe-worthy (or sexy) slip-up in the heat of the moment? Ready, set, go... but not too fast, we don’t want any “accidents.” 😏
Anyone else have some epic "Oops" stories to tell? Spill the beans!
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Had a guy who wanted to have his ass played with. My first time with it and I was open minded.
Cue some planning, some toys purchased. Flared of course.
He loved it, everything was going great until he came after lots of edging and sucked the toy inside.
Cue some awkward digging, some rotten luck. He ended up on the toilet pushing it out. Thankfully no trip to A&E needed but boy was it close |
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Not swinging exactly but I had a girlfriend at uni with an absolutely superb bum. For weeks I tried to subtly suggest anal, and eventually she said yes. Unfortunately I was so incredibly excited I came before my cock even touched her perfect round bottom.
I never admitted it had happened and in the end she was rather disappointed I wasn’t hard enough to go through with it, and decided I clearly wasn’t as into her bum as I had claimed… We never tried it again. Such a sad turn of events… |
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definitely x