Hi all, let's cheer people up after blue Mondsy and have cheer up Tuesdsy. Tell sexusl jokes, no matter how corny, let's put smiles on people's facesx
A woman gets knocked over, driver gets out of the car and asks if shes ok. She says I think im concussed. He says how many fingers have I got up, she says fuck me im paralysed from the waist down as well! X |
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3 old guys in a pub talking about their various health problems.
1st old guy says "I get up at 5am and have to stand at the toilet for an hour because the wee just trickles out".
2nd old boy says "well I get up at 6am and have to sit on the toilet for an hour because my constipation is so bad".
3rd old boy says "5am I piss like a racehorse, and at 6am I shit like a pig".
The other 2 ask "why is that a problem?".
And he answers "because I don't get up till half 7"  |
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"Hi all, let's cheer people up after blue Mondsy and have cheer up Tuesdsy. Tell sexusl jokes, no matter how corny, let's put smiles on people's facesx
A woman gets knocked over, driver gets out of the car and asks if shes ok. She says I think im concussed. He says how many fingers have I got up, she says fuck me im paralysed from the waist down as well! X"
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"3 old guys in a pub talking about their various health problems.
1st old guy says "I get up at 5am and have to stand at the toilet for an hour because the wee just trickles out".
2nd old boy says "well I get up at 6am and have to sit on the toilet for an hour because my constipation is so bad".
3rd old boy says "5am I piss like a racehorse, and at 6am I shit like a pig".
The other 2 ask "why is that a problem?".
And he answers "because I don't get up till half 7" "
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Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One nun looks over at the other and says, "You know, I’ve never come this way before." The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones." |
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