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By *iscreetlyfuncpl OP   Couple 3 days ago

somewhere

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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker. It was just after eight. They got off at quality street. He asked her name. 'polo, im the one with the hole' she said with a wispa.' I'm marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her cream eggs then slipped his hand into her snikers. He fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight. But 3 days later his sherbert dip dab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree has been with bertie bassat and he has all sorts

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By *ustAnotherMan 3 days ago

Mids

What I'd give to be twix her cherry lips with my dib dab

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By *TinRedCouple 3 days ago

Reading

What Bee produces milk?

A Boo-bee

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By *iscreetlyfuncpl OP   Couple 3 days ago

somewhere


"What Bee produces milk?

A Boo-bee "

Very funny

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By *iscreetlyfuncpl OP   Couple 3 days ago

somewhere


"What I'd give to be twix her cherry lips with my dib dab

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By *ob357Man 3 days ago

Oswestry

I spent 1 hour yesterday waiting for a bag at baggage reclaim that I had in my hand

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By *xcalibur77Man 3 days ago

westhoughton / Bolton

I once had a tube of superglue in my pocket that burst , superglued my ball bag to my leg . Worst 4 hours in A+E of my life

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By *alleysBoiMan 3 days ago

Newbridge

Why couldn’t the Chinese man play baseball?

Because he ate the bat 🦇

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