No. Not THAT kind of problem!
I have an awesome butt plug. It is LED sound activated and flashes like a firework display... like REALLY very bright. Under my mini skirt.
So at a club and it gets a luring, and in it goes... so far so good.
But quite soon, it feels the inexorable pull of Earth's gravity.
I clench as hard as I can to assert my dominance over Terra's effect on the curvature of spacetime but alas my slippeey butthole fails to grasp it and the hefty weight is propelled to the ground....
Right in front of one of the most attractive ladies I have ever met.
And since she had been talking to me this metal and plastic marvel was rabidly flashing away like a demon sticking its tongue out at me!
So what did I learn?? Absolutely nothing! |
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