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Things not to say during sex!

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man 16 hours ago

Gateshead

Here's a few to start...

That ceiling needs painting!

I must remember to dust up there!

That lampshade could do with replacing!

Hurry up Emmerdales coming on! Lol!!

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By *andb69Couple 15 hours ago

leeds

"Do this", or "Do that"

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By *ornyRebel88Man 15 hours ago

Fermoy

Who’s your Daddy

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By *armandwet50Couple 15 hours ago

Far far away

something smells funny

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan 14 hours ago

London

Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

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By *herry delightWoman 14 hours ago

Ilfracombe

You are not as good as your bother.

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By *ornyRebel88Man 14 hours ago

Fermoy

"You are not as good as your bother."
😂😂

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By *ittyKateUKWoman 14 hours ago

Birmingham

Is it in yet?

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By *tickytip44Man 14 hours ago

n.wales

I'm sorry after 5 secs😂

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By *dc1Man 14 hours ago

essex and all over the south

Do you and your sister use the same perfume or is it just lingering in the pillow.

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By *herry delightWoman 13 hours ago

Ilfracombe

Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?

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By *umagain58Man 13 hours ago

London

Once got the wrong name and said more than once when fucking her. Was not invited back like I am usually

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By *ostAirmenMan 13 hours ago

crewe

I need a poo !

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By *un guy300Man 13 hours ago

Carmarthen

Can I cum in you, like the other guy

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By *herry delightWoman 13 hours ago

Ilfracombe

You woke me up for that?

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By *tickytip44Man 13 hours ago

n.wales

"You woke me up for that?"

😂😂

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By *aninbushMan 13 hours ago

Newcastle

"Who's a good bunny boiler"

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By *hilledguy2020 OP Man 4 hours ago

Gateshead

Your mother was better!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 4 hours ago

Next Door

Just cum, I'm bored

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By *oDramaSimpleFunMan 3 hours ago

Preston

You’re such a liar, you said you were great in bed

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By *rivatePairCouple 3 hours ago

Norwich

"can you be a bit less enthusiastic, you're making my herpes itch".

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By *angtidy42Couple 3 hours ago

Redditch

Need to add that to the shopping list.

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By *herrybakewellCouple 3 hours ago

Staffordshire

I'm bored.

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By *l1 guyMan 3 hours ago

Slough

"Steak and Kidney pudding.

(Bonus points for the reference)

Grandad in Only Fools & Horses if I remember?

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By *ennysouthMan 3 hours ago

Coventry

Will you hurry up, I've read this page 3 times now.

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple 3 hours ago

goffs oak

Are you in yet

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By *herry delightWoman 2 hours ago

Ilfracombe

When is this supposed to feel good?

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple 2 hours ago

Stafford

Is there an echo in here?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 hours ago

Castlebar

The timer went off. Times up

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By *ike_looking_forMan 1 hour ago

Cumbria

and you are going to fix the washing machine after right?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 hour ago

Hemel Hempstead

Good job I married you for your sense of humour

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By *ongwithahoodMan 1 hour ago

Dublin

That lasted longer than I thought

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By *emofaJamesMan 1 hour ago

London

That reminds me, I need to do the bins later.

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By *icemember7Man 1 hour ago

Worcester

Can you let my husband have a go he's bigger then you

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