I got a first message this week that was
‘like a woman farting’
nothing else, just that.
Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.
Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?
Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?
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I cannot vouch for the author’s state of mind, but I suspect he had no intention of trying to meet or even connect with you in any meaningful way. He probably had a good chuckle to himself, although I’d be surprised if he knew why he was laughing. |
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"Never heard a woman fart as she always made an excuse and left the room 🤣😂"
You're missing out mate. When they fart and their flaps wiggle 👌
And then the room starts smelling of bum and old pennies 🌚 |
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By *ucka39Man 3 weeks ago
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"Never heard a woman fart as she always made an excuse and left the room 🤣😂
You're missing out mate. When they fart and their flaps wiggle 👌
And then the room starts smelling of bum and old pennies 🌚"
Ahhh bit like Christmas no body sees him but he's been 😂🤣 |
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"I got a first message this week that was
‘like a woman farting’
nothing else, just that.
Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.
Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?
Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?
"
Don't ask us, we're as stumped as you are what he thought he'd achieve from a message like that 🤣 |
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"I got a first message this week that was
‘like a woman farting’
nothing else, just that.
Now I don’t know about the rest of the ladies on here but that is not going to get me to want to even meet them let alone do anything else.
Ladies - am I wrong? Would this turn you on?
Gents - what’s the thought process behind that as a first message?
"
Im sorry but that is fucking hilarious.. i dread to think of some of the shit people receive lol |
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