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By *HM JMan 9 weeks ago
Chelmsford |
"Had a guy who said he'd do ANYTHING if Mrs P put her stockinged feet on his face whilst he beat off... however, replacing the fence in our back garden wasn't "anything" evidently  "
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"Had a guy who said he'd do ANYTHING if Mrs P put her stockinged feet on his face whilst he beat off... however, replacing the fence in our back garden wasn't "anything" evidently "
Hope Mrs didn't pay upfront |
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Would I come to Dover NOW as he was horny.
Of course petal. Let me just drop what i’m doing, get my coat and i’ll be with you in five hours.
To meet you in the sexy location that is your truck cab…  |
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A guy wanting to be my financial servant.
He mentioned paying for my bills, doing my food shopping, buying clothes, perfume etc so he could come and clean my toilet and such whilst been treated mean.
Apparently no sex involved.
Also had someone wanting to be a human ashtray.
Mrs
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I had a couple thatI met at a club,thought they were v.nice amd they messaged me the next day asking if I'd be interested in a private meet, I thought brilliant as they were alot of fun and he was Bi. But it transpired they wanted to dress me in a nappies and were very clear I was to soil myself.....I was surprised as this was never mentioned at the club or on their profile 🙈
Should point out I decided against meet them! |
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You've got the usual impregnation, human toilet, would I treat him like a baby and let him breastfeed, etc, but the most recent is would I travel to Ireland for a suck-and-go where I get nothing out of it. |
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He dressed as a Smurf and wanted me to lick cream from his cock
Wank in my garden (not a euphemism)
Fuck in front of a sleeping homeless man
Have his baby in return for compensation
Take me to see a dead deer in the forest
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"He dressed as a Smurf and wanted me to lick cream from his cock
Wank in my garden (not a euphemism)
Fuck in front of a sleeping homeless man
Have his baby in return for compensation
Take me to see a dead deer in the forest
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Was this all the same guy? |
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"A guy wanting to be my financial servant.
He mentioned paying for my bills, doing my food shopping, buying clothes, perfume etc so he could come and clean my toilet and such whilst been treated mean.
Apparently no sex involved.
Also had someone wanting to be a human ashtray.
Mrs
Have you got details for financial servant? I could do with one of those
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"A guy wanting to be my financial servant.
He mentioned paying for my bills, doing my food shopping, buying clothes, perfume etc so he could come and clean my toilet and such whilst been treated mean.
Apparently no sex involved.
Is he still cooking/ cleaning for you now lol
Also had someone wanting to be a human ashtray.
Mrs
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"He dressed as a Smurf and wanted me to lick cream from his cock
Wank in my garden (not a euphemism)
Fuck in front of a sleeping homeless man
Have his baby in return for compensation
Take me to see a dead deer in the forest
Was this all the same guy?"
Haha no each one a different guy |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"He dressed as a Smurf and wanted me to lick cream from his cock
Wank in my garden (not a euphemism)
Fuck in front of a sleeping homeless man
Have his baby in return for compensation
Take me to see a dead deer in the forest
Was this all the same guy?
Haha no each one a different guy "
Was going to say he should probably be in jail |
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"He dressed as a Smurf and wanted me to lick cream from his cock
Wank in my garden (not a euphemism)
Fuck in front of a sleeping homeless man
Have his baby in return for compensation
Take me to see a dead deer in the forest
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Oh, I think I had the "Will you have my baby?" guy!
Wouldn't be involved but would financially support the child, right?
I told him he would also have to buy me a 4-bedroom house solely in my name and pay a £300,000 retainer fee but I never heard back from him - what a scam artist!  |
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"A guy wanting to be my financial servant.
He mentioned paying for my bills, doing my food shopping, buying clothes, perfume etc so he could come and clean my toilet and such whilst been treated mean.
Apparently no sex involved.
Also had someone wanting to be a human ashtray.
Mrs
Have you got details for financial servant? I could do with one of those
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I was obviously too well off at the time. Come back! 🤣 |
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"A guy wanting to be my financial servant.
He mentioned paying for my bills, doing my food shopping, buying clothes, perfume etc so he could come and clean my toilet and such whilst been treated mean.
Apparently no sex involved.
Is he still cooking/ cleaning for you now lol
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I was too slow..  |
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By *ampire69Man 9 weeks ago
Birmingham West Midlands |
couple of weeks ago ping message arrived wanted to know would i do a 3sum that night in Manchester, the request came in about 10pm , tells me she is ultra horny and wants a 3sum. i explained i was in Birmingham, they persisted. they wantd me there asap before she went off the boil
when i asked had they got a helipad for me to land they cut me off ha ha ha  |
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Agree to come to his airport of choice to go on an all expenses paid holiday with him as long as I asked no questions about him, didn't see him before I flew out, and shared his bed.
I didn't fancy becoming an accessory on a true crime podcast, so I declined. |
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After responding to a thread on here about discipline a man brought his wife round to be smacked, something she had endured at school and had enjoyed and wanted to try again. No sex just spanking and enjoyed by all. |
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"Come on what odd strange requests have you had. I understand it's each to there own but msg a stranger asking it is odd.got paid to kick a bloke in the balls once lol"
There is a girl on here that does that, looks like she does ok out of it. |
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I’ve had 3 people in the last few months ask me to piss on them , I must have the type of cock that has good piss , who knows
Latest : if my mrs is on all fours with me laying underneath would you be interested in pissing on her asshole so it drops on top of me then fuck her after let the cum drip onto me me and just walk out ? |
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"I’ve had 3 people in the last few months ask me to piss on them , I must have the type of cock that has good piss , who knows
Latest : if my mrs is on all fours with me laying underneath would you be interested in pissing on her asshole so it drops on top of me then fuck her after let the cum drip onto me me and just walk out ? "
so when are you going |
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I had a bloke offering to pay for a hotel room. Plus an Overnight stay in a nice hotel. And I pile of cash. If I would turn up and have a car fight with another woman. He did promise we would be be looked after. 😂😂😂😂. I just said as long as it doesn't get weird. He blocked me 😂😂😂😂 |
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"Come on what odd strange requests have you had. I understand it's each to there own but msg a stranger asking it is odd."
Oddest one recently was whether I’d pay for a hotel room so I could come and watch a couple having sex.
Don’t get me wrong, I would enjoy watching them - but if I pay for the room, I expect to fully enjoy the benefits.
Anyway, it’s better than the “Do you mind if I bring my 3yr old nephew, he’ll probably sleep?” I had that a while ago.. |
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By *hybeamMan 8 weeks ago
Whyteleafe |
I had a BBW who asked if she could sit astride me eating cake while I told her what a greedy worthless fat pig she was.
As if that wasn’t strange enough, she then wanted food put on the floor for her to eat while I pissed on her.
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I was offered a shopping trip around Leeds and could purchase anything I wanted…he was only 23. Now that could’ve been very dangerous, he probably would’ve filed for bankruptcy the next working day. I obviously didn’t take him up on his offer  |
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Had two strange requests, one: a guy wanted to wrestle me and i could beat him up, and he would pay me, but as he lived in canada it wasnt going to happen. Two: a overweight guy want me to force feed him cream cakes till he vomited  |
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"I’ve had 3 people in the last few months ask me to piss on them , I must have the type of cock that has good piss , who knows
Latest : if my mrs is on all fours with me laying underneath would you be interested in pissing on her asshole so it drops on top of me then fuck her after let the cum drip onto me me and just walk out ? "
Wuss, I said yes and had a great time. A right couple of sexy filthbags |
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By *andSxxCouple 8 weeks ago
Birmingham |
"The female fight club one 😂
Another guy wanted us to beat him up in a hotel room and tie him to the bed and leave him there for the cleaning lady to find 🤨"
We imagined the cleaning lady's face when she enters the room..🤣🤣 |
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