Trouble is, after that do you take it up a notch or just end up repeating yourself, or just lose the plot and do an Inbetweeners Jay “I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat”

Purple Mamba had a how to talk dirty night a while back… should have gone

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I'm not a big fan, especially when it's constant and I feel like a horse in the grand national being commentated on.

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By *uncouplex2Couple 14 weeks ago

midlands

Love some filthy chat

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By *ee1967Man 14 weeks ago

watford

Love very filthy chat

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By *winging_couple300Couple 14 weeks ago

Doncaster

Absolutely rubbish at it

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By *omvampmMan 14 weeks ago

gillingham

"Absolutely rubbish at it"
practice makes perfect x

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By *he Silver FuxMan 14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Absolutely rubbish at it"

Come on, I’m sure you can have a stab at it, give us your best shot. Utter filth whispered in an ear….

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By *layfullsamMan 14 weeks ago

Solihull

"I'm not a big fan, especially when it's constant and I feel like a horse in the grand national being commentated on. "

Hope you’re not named “hoof hearted” in the grand national commentary

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By *andPextraCouple 14 weeks ago

North West

I went to a succession of boarding schools here and abroad.

As such if i put my mind to it i can easily slip back into sounding very “posh totty” and received pronunciation.

Then even the most mundane sentence (according to hubby) has the opportunity for all sorts of hidden filthy connotations

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By *loydyboyMan 14 weeks ago

Cleckheaton

Thank goodness for that cos at that pace I’d be taking like worzel gummage

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Pretty good at it….i think.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I went to a succession of boarding schools here and abroad.

As such if i put my mind to it i can easily slip back into sounding very “posh totty” and received pronunciation.

Then even the most mundane sentence (according to hubby) has the opportunity for all sorts of hidden filthy connotations

Oh my god we haven’t even addressed filthy talk delivered with a finishing school posh accent… 😛

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By *unning onCouple 14 weeks ago

leatherhead

At first it used to make me cringe (or laugh) but now I love it, especially as a component of some really dirty sex

And I usually justify being called a 'slut!'

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *rsKOTCTWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm absolutely shit at it, it just makes me feel awkward.

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By *andPextraCouple 14 weeks ago

North West

"I went to a succession of boarding schools here and abroad.

As such if i put my mind to it i can easily slip back into sounding very “posh totty” and received pronunciation.

Then even the most mundane sentence (according to hubby) has the opportunity for all sorts of hidden filthy connotations

Oh my god we haven’t even addressed filthy talk delivered with a finishing school posh accent… 😛"

Daahling, would you mind awfully buying me those super shoes, i’d be ever, ever so grateful… mwah mwah

Works

Every

Time

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