FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > Unlikely porn quotes
Unlikely porn quotes
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *izzy69 OP Man 21 weeks ago
London |
""Cum with me if you wanna live""
I bet that's been said, lol. They're always making porn spoofs of popular Hollywood films. For example Saving Ryan's Privates etc, so wouldn't be surprised if they'd made one of Terminator....probably called Cuminator or something. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
""Cum with me if you wanna live"
I bet that's been said, lol. They're always making porn spoofs of popular Hollywood films. For example Saving Ryan's Privates etc, so wouldn't be surprised if they'd made one of Terminator....probably called Cuminator or something."
Star Whores is good |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *izzy69 OP Man 21 weeks ago
London |
"Casting couch scenario "please, just put your bra back on and read from the script, ok from the top" "
Or
"No really, we're casting for a real movie and no we will not be recording the audition" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
“OK, see the issue here is that there’s a bearing behind the main drum of your washing machine that’s badly worn; it’s binding and overheating the motor and that’s why it keeps stopping.
I can order the part and fit it next week; at the risk of being rude could you wear more than a towel next time? It’s a bit inappropriate if you’re expecting someone.” |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"“OK, see the issue here is that there’s a bearing behind the main drum of your washing machine that’s badly worn; it’s binding and overheating the motor and that’s why it keeps stopping.
I can order the part and fit it next week; at the risk of being rude could you wear more than a towel next time? It’s a bit inappropriate if you’re expecting someone.”"
I found this quite exciting 🔧 🤓 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
