Wife night away

By *ricd321 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Carlisle

My wife is heading to Glasgow on Monday night with a friend for a "shopping trip".

What should I get up to whilst home alone.....

By *lik and PaulCouple 9 weeks ago

Flagrante

Clean the house top to bottom... I'm sure she would appreciate that.

By *aomilatteCouple 9 weeks ago

Midlands

"Clean the house top to bottom... I'm sure she would appreciate that."

Or a bit of decorating, glossing the doors and skirting boards?

By *ricd321 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Carlisle

Exactly the replies I expected.

By *oBBeanCouple 9 weeks ago

Derby

Beers in, takeaway, video games sat in your pants

Keep curtains closed

Call in sick at work

Watch sport

And a wank

If carlsberg did Monday's

By *ricd321 OP Man 9 weeks ago

Carlisle

Lol