Yes, made me chuckle.
Hope it catches on over here but don't think I can
A) afford to buy a pineapple every time I go shopping
B) Eat all that pineapple.
Do you think an upside down tin would work or a plastic carton of chunks? |
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"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "
Said like a voice of experience  |
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"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "
If only it was that simple. |
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By *paged OP Man 10 weeks ago
Doncaster |
"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "
Great idea  |
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By *paged OP Man 10 weeks ago
Doncaster |
"I bought a swimming costume with upside down pineapples on it. I wore it in Benidorm last year and got no response whatsoever. Disappointing. "
Wear it for me and you will get a response and all my attention xx |
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By *oxy jWoman 10 weeks ago
somerset |
the current pineapple talk has nothing to do with swinging its was about finding dates/love ..
how these mainly guys so wish for a signal to say hey im a swinger yet very few would have the bottle to approach and those that did would be brave ... men have tried and tried to find things to stick over the years guess what nothing does or will as 99% of women and couples dont want it common knowledge ... only a fool belives in the upside down pinapple just like the pampas grass or the fab lolly or the so called black ring all rubbish |
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By *ale1989Man 10 weeks ago
travelling, ill be close |
"I have been buying pineapples for year simply because they taste a lot better than tined pineapples never had anyone look or approach me. It’s a lot of rubbish
You will probably get more interest if you put a cucumber and a jar of Vaseline in your shopping trolley in with your pineapple   "
I would be looking like
Yep they want it |
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"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "
Where do you do your Supermarket shopping |
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"You don't need to buy the pineapple. Put it upside down in your trolley, walk about the supermarket, then once you have hitched up with a fellow swinger but it back before exiting the checkout. "
That's us always, grab one then return before leaving the supermarket. Looks but no approaches |
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