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over a year ago
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This got me wondering if anyone else has sustained injuries during a meet.
The other night we met with a really great couple for the second time and when the girls went off to play together in the bedroom while me and the other guy were chatting in the livingroom we heard a big crash , what had happened was the girls had become so engrossed in each other they rolled off the bed and landed on the floor in a heap, bearing in mind here in Spain its nearly always a marble floor so no flexi floorboards and cushioned carpets to land on , Mouse banged her head on the bedsite cabinet and banged her knee , she instantly had a lump on her forehead the other girl hurt her back and felt it more so the next day .
So list you swinging related mishaps so that we dont feel to be the only ones lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ouch - never had anything worse than the odd bumped knee or carpet burn here (although there was a very odd cartoon about a ruptured 'banjo string' on C4 last night!) |
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Once got my fingers caught in a drawer. I was being shagged at the time and had pulled the drawer open to give me a bit of stability while being screwed from behind. The drawer shut when he thrusted a bit hard and trapped me. God it hurt.
Serves me right, I should practice safe sex and keep one foot on the floor I guess Lol  |
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Was with a guy years ago who got a bit energetic. He somehow managed to scrape off my pubic bone, causing the skin on the whole length of his cock to rip.
as soon as he realised, he pulled out, pulled the condom off and there was blood, literally everywhere!
Now how many guys reading this have just crossed their legs?? |
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"Was with a guy years ago who got a bit energetic. He somehow managed to scrape off my pubic bone, causing the skin on the whole length of his cock to rip.
as soon as he realised, he pulled out, pulled the condom off and there was blood, literally everywhere!
Now how many guys reading this have just crossed their legs??"
Jeeeeeeeez! I need the smelling salts!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was with a guy years ago who got a bit energetic. He somehow managed to scrape off my pubic bone, causing the skin on the whole length of his cock to rip.
as soon as he realised, he pulled out, pulled the condom off and there was blood, literally everywhere!
Now how many guys reading this have just crossed their legs??"
I'm a woman and that made me cross my legs!!
Poor guy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was with a guy years ago who got a bit energetic. He somehow managed to scrape off my pubic bone, causing the skin on the whole length of his cock to rip.
as soon as he realised, he pulled out, pulled the condom off and there was blood, literally everywhere!
Now how many guys reading this have just crossed their legs??
I'm a woman and that made me cross my legs!!
Poor guy
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By (user no longer on site)
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A fuck buddy and I were having a 4am sexy shower when I slipped and banged my head on the tap in the bath, then when I tried to get out and to show him my previous carpet burn injury I twisted my back and couldn't move for hours. Thankfully we had hours of fun before all this happened so were quite grateful for the rest. lol |
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There is a rumour going around that I have been fat lipped twice on meets (same guy - same way lol) and I got elbowed in the nose as well as poking someone in the eye lol.
Although the classic has to be encouraging someone to hug a concrete lampost, and then hearing them fall out a jacuzzi - lol not sure minor injuries were sustained but guess there was some denting to their pride !!!!!! lol   |
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This is not me, but about a guy that i was on a meet with.
We went back to his house after a couple of drinks in the pub, settled on the sofa and fun began, now i am not one to leak but to gush and quite a lot as well. So instead of having sex on his nice new sofa, he put over the back of it, now also there was no carpet but he had ceramic tiles and while we were getting heavy into sex, i came and to say that there was a puddle on the floor is an understatement.
He goes off and gets a mop and bucket, came out of the kitchen he skidded across the floor arms flapping trying to save himself, went down with a huge bang bumped his head and while i was laughing i am sure he knocked himself out for a while. But he was ok in the end although a little dazed.
I am still laughing now  |
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"This is not me, but about a guy that i was on a meet with.
We went back to his house after a couple of drinks in the pub, settled on the sofa and fun began, now i am not one to leak but to gush and quite a lot as well. So instead of having sex on his nice new sofa, he put over the back of it, now also there was no carpet but he had ceramic tiles and while we were getting heavy into sex, i came and to say that there was a puddle on the floor is an understatement.
He goes off and gets a mop and bucket, came out of the kitchen he skidded across the floor arms flapping trying to save himself, went down with a huge bang bumped his head and while i was laughing i am sure he knocked himself out for a while. But he was ok in the end although a little dazed.
I am still laughing now "
You're not the only one!!  |
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I was with a FB once, whilst going hard at it with me on top and my arm underneath her, my shoulder dislocated as we went to change position. I now had my bad arm trapped underneath her whilst in top of her. It took ten minutes to get her out from under me and call the ambulance. A night to remember. |
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Yes twice I met two different single men an given them bad cramp in legs whilst doing doggy. One was so bad he went a&e. Also had a fare few peeps roll off the bed lol xxx |
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