On my old profile I met a woman at her house. No chat, she instantly dropped her knickers and demanded I eat her fussy. So I did (I ain't knew to look a gift horse in the mouth, ladies and gentlemen!) and she had an organic. She demanded I get my cock out so I did and as she started sucking me a car pulled into her driveway. She pushed me through to the kitchen and threw me out the back door. A bit stunned, I heard voices inside and figured it was safe to leave via the driveway. Got home and checked Fab, her profile had been deleted  |
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"On my old profile I met a woman at her house. No chat, she instantly dropped her knickers and demanded I eat her pussy. So I did (I ain't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, ladies and gentlemen!) and she had an orgasm. She demanded I get my cock out so I did and as she started sucking me a car pulled into her driveway. She pushed me through to the kitchen and threw me out the back door. A bit stunned, I heard voices inside and figured it was safe to leave via the driveway. Got home and checked Fab, her profile had been deleted "
Pussy obviously, not fussy.
One, not knew.
Orgasm, not organic.
I should really start proofreading |
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"On my old profile I met a woman at her house. No chat, she instantly dropped her knickers and demanded I eat her pussy. So I did (I ain't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, ladies and gentlemen!) and she had an orgasm. She demanded I get my cock out so I did and as she started sucking me a car pulled into her driveway. She pushed me through to the kitchen and threw me out the back door. A bit stunned, I heard voices inside and figured it was safe to leave via the driveway. Got home and checked Fab, her profile had been deleted
Pussy obviously, not fussy.
One, not knew.
Orgasm, not organic.
I should really start proofreading "
 It made me laugh and it's reassuring to know I'm not alone with in my typos |
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"On my old profile I met a woman at her house. No chat, she instantly dropped her knickers and demanded I eat her pussy. So I did (I ain't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, ladies and gentlemen!) and she had an orgasm. She demanded I get my cock out so I did and as she started sucking me a car pulled into her driveway. She pushed me through to the kitchen and threw me out the back door. A bit stunned, I heard voices inside and figured it was safe to leave via the driveway. Got home and checked Fab, her profile had been deleted
Pussy obviously, not fussy.
One, not knew.
Orgasm, not organic.
I should really start proofreading
It made me laugh and it's reassuring to know I'm not alone with in my typos "
Cheers, I did have a chuckle to myself as I walked home |
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By *abonTedCouple 3 weeks ago
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Just arrived in a club and after chatting to a rather attractive French woman for about ten mins, she literally ripped open my shirt pinging all the buttons off.
And no we didn’t cus I was cross. Still am, I really liked that shirt!
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