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"An old ex-miner friend of mine used to say : “marry a woman who can cook, you can get a fuck anywhere”
Ha ha very right. My ex told me when we first started seeing each other that she couldn't cook, I didn't believe her. I should have listened more carefully. 😆
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"An old ex-miner friend of mine used to say : “marry a woman who can cook, you can get a fuck anywhere”
Ha ha very right. My ex told me when we first started seeing each other that she couldn't cook, I didn't believe her. I should have listened more carefully. 😆
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Equally an old joiner to whom I was apprenticed gave me this pearl on telling him I was dating someone
You’re not doing it right until her legs stop shaking and the neighbours on either side know your name.
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