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Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. |
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"Ouch"
That thing is extraordinary!! |
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Haha, I was only teasing you guys. But you are both clearly blessed!! X |
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That's what paper bags were invented for  |
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By *arl17Man 22 weeks ago
Central Portugal |
"That's what paper bags were invented for "
US small fellas... Hey how  |
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 there's some huge cocks in this thread, will continue to perv but already impressed  |
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Hahah well at least some have one of the above  |
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Do I get extra points for having an ugly cock on a huge ugly man? |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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All the biggies will comment on here lool |
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As it happens. I do find a big cock does not compensate for a face that I do not find attractive, whereas an attractive face can compensate for a small/ small-ish cock (at least initially).
Whether I am considered to have a huge cock and ugly face, I will let others judge…. lol |
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Who's looking at the face anyway |
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By *TaR105Man 22 weeks ago
Birkenhead |
Didnt think you would write about me, |
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That's why reverse cowgirl was invented. Let's just hope he has pretty feet?  |
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What a lovely thread. For me interesting folk are thr biggest turnon and then tasty size is fun. |
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Well I suppose I can't have it all lol  |
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Here for ... Research purposes  |
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"My eyes are up here  "
You can't blame us for looking. You have no eye pictures  |
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"there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
As well as some absolute cocks on this site too |
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Still a huge dick though so gets a pass then onto next person |
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Best don the mask again, save people from sheer horror |
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"Face for radio, cock for fab. "
Great line and I love marmite |
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OP..here's a question. Would you rather
Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?
Or
Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God? |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder |
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By *8on33Man 22 weeks ago
winfrith |
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder "
Yes agreed what one finds beautiful another doesn't. |
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"Ouch"
Is this what they mean by “The luck of the Irish?” Stunning.  |
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I don't care what a guy looks like, a big cock is always a winner, but unfortunately they all seem to live miles away from me. |
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"OP..here's a question. Would you rather
Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?
Or
Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?"
Big any day |
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"I don't care what a guy looks like, a big cock is always a winner, but unfortunately they all seem to live miles away from me."
You’re in or near London! Lots of big cocks there to be had in my experience…
From your profile pics though, you have hardly done without, have you? |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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I am more concerned of the person they are attached to .... doesn't matter if they have a big dick . . If the person they are attached to is an even bigger dick . . Not interested |
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I suppose I cannot have everything perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Brilliant thread…. And well kinda true….. |
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Always find it fascinating how some women are all about size and some aren't too bothered |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Naughty girl
I'd like to slap you with my erect cock to teach you not to be so cheeky lol |
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Spare a thought for us absolute stunners with very avarage cocks! |
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I'd put my money on it that fellas with huge cocks but not blessed with stunning looks get more action at clubs then one on one meets from fab |
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That's why I hide my face
#BigDickUglyFace |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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We’re not all ugly tho |
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What about average cocks on average guys |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"OP..here's a question. Would you rather
Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?
Or
Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?
Big any day"
With Kate, especially if I’m just fucking you for recreational purposes. Fill me with that huge cock, I’ll close my eyes and take it like a good girl! |
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An interesting thread for sure….. |
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There are guys who get Suzie's 3H Certificate...
Hung
Hairy (or Hairless if you prefer)
Handsome
And after a test drive, and I'm sufficiently impressed, I get my lawyers to send them a marriage contract... |
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As someone told me once, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece, when poking the fire.
There is always the doggy position |
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"OP..here's a question. Would you rather
Huge cock on an ogre looking bloke?
Or
Tiny cock on an adonis looking human God?
Big any day
With Kate, especially if I’m just fucking you for recreational purposes. Fill me with that huge cock, I’ll close my eyes and take it like a good girl! "
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Ron Jeremy Syndrome? |
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Kinda like hot women with stinking attitudes... |
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I'm hung like a seahorse AND ugly, I'm fucked |
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Bloody hell !
Small cock , ugly face!
I’m on the wrong thread here lol |
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By *4bimMan 22 weeks ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
What blindfolds were invented for.
Now get sucking |
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Is it just me or do hung men not spunk much |
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By *arl17Man 22 weeks ago
Central Portugal |
"As it happens. I do find a big cock does not compensate for a face that I do not find attractive, whereas an attractive face can compensate for a small/ small-ish cock (at least initially).
Whether I am considered to have a huge cock and ugly face, I will let others judge…. lol"
Simples |
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By *arl17Man 22 weeks ago
Central Portugal |
"What blindfolds were invented for.
Now get sucking "
True :-,) |
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But surely if a guy was ugly and had a big dick most of you women wouldnt be interested (unless his 6ft or over of course) |
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I am stuck with my cock and my faces lol |
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The light switch can help with an ugly guy with a big dick but can't help a handsome guy with small dick |
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Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!
Straight but in awe!!
I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count |
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"Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!
Straight but in awe!!
I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count"
straight guy 2 your not bad your self ???? may guys here get the photo from the right angle or steal the pics, also you just need to learn to love what you have no mater what ???? |
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I always find gay men have massive cocks. |
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By *ythenMan 22 weeks ago
North Co. Dublin |
"Christ on a bike, if I had half the cocks on this thread, I wouldnt wear trousers!
Straight but in awe!!
I think I have an average but nice looking cock and a nice face does that count straight guy 2 your not bad your self ???? may guys here get the photo from the right angle or steal the pics, also you just need to learn to love what you have no mater what ????"
Very true and well said Jimbo |
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By *ddfellowMan 22 weeks ago
Newferry, wirral |
wouldnt bother me in the slightest, I am far more attracted to mens cocks than their faces |
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I'm sure there's something to like about me |
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By *stoppMan 22 weeks ago
Durham |
Can’t have both lol.. big cock or cute looking guy it’s the rules |
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"But surely if a guy was ugly and had a big dick most of you women wouldnt be interested (unless his 6ft or over of course)"
That’s what they tell you online in places like the forums. In the real world though ……. |
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Unfortunately in our experience the big dicks don’t often have enough blood to operate the brain and the dick at the same time and can’t string the sentence together. Sad but perhaps not unexpected |
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Funny thread but imagine the outrage if had been the other way round.
A man posting - Huge boobs on... |
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By that logic I should be hung like a donkey |
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Big cock is always the priority |
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I remember hearing one of my ex's ex's referring to him as "a waste of a good dick."
It was too apt.
He wasn't ugly though. Just a prick  |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
I got the bad deal ugly guy standard cock but gotta say that’s one perfect arse yum x |
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By *avexxMan 22 weeks ago
cheshire |
im ugly and have a little dick |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
hows mine looking 😋😈🍆 |
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By *AM-93Man 4 weeks ago
scunthorpe |
Do I fit this or am I blessed 🤣 |
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Ugly guys still get fucked just for their cocks though |
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Almost a post for me, less massive though more ugly |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Fuck us!!! You two are 🔥🔥🔥🫦 xx |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
😂😂😂 Lol |
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By *MCMan 4 weeks ago
London/EA |
"Ugly guys still get fucked just for their cocks though"
Very true, feel a number of people would still go through with it just for the experience.. |
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I never leave home without a Waitrose paper bag |
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Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!! |
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By *MCMan 4 weeks ago
London/EA |
"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!! "
Is it actually? That’s crazy! |
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"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!! "
Me with my 5.2inch whopper! |
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"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!"
Well I must have a big dick then! |
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By *CExeCouple 4 weeks ago
Lincoln/Exeter |
"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!
Well I must have a big dick then! "
I'm a couple of inches above that average, but this thread makes me feel like I have a micropenis |
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Well I have one of the two and it’s not measured in inches lol |
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What about an average cock on average looking |
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By *iker34Man 4 weeks ago
east lothian |
Always thought I was average but must be bigger then |
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I’m the average looking lad given a big cock to balance it out n my mate says it like him being ginger but hung n short lads having bigger cocks |
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"Average UK cock size is 5.1in, anyone bigger congrats you have a big dick!!
Is it actually? That’s crazy! "
I mean I haven't measured everyone... but that's what Google reckons.... |
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That's why doggy was invented so she can feel the benefit and not hve to look at me 😀 |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
I think I could look past that, lol |
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One here would make a good coat peg |
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"That's what paper bags were invented for "
and alcohol |
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"As someone told me once, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece, when poking the fire.
There is always the doggy position"
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Above the average but by no means “big”
But have for you to browse |
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Some amazing cocks on this thread. Feel free to DM me boys x |
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"That's what paper bags were invented for "
I can provide the paper bag lol |
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I'm in for a Tuesday evening perve x |
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Shit personalities on good bodys |
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By *oxy jWoman 4 weeks ago
somerset |
to me a hot cock is only attached to a hot guy ... attraction is everything but not the only thing |
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Only problem in the chat rooms these dicks are normally attached to even bigger dicks |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Glory hole  |
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That’s probably why I don’t get messages. 😂 |
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By *uvery30Woman 4 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
Everyone with a massive cock is miles from me  |
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Not massive here, but its a good size and Ive been told it looks nice... or maybe that was just to make me feel better |
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I have a pretty good size I think |
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God's got to balance the scales somehow |
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Mine isn't huge, but I've been told it's pretty fun to use. So there's that. ^-^.
I am very happy with how things turned out from the neck down. |
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I’ve got a handsome cock ….well that’s what mum said anyway |
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By *iren_66Couple 4 weeks ago
stoke on trent |
"That's what paper bags were invented for "
Hahah nearly spat out my coffee then 😂😂 |
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No idea I've lost 2 stone just about see mine now lol |
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there is a reason doggy style is so popular.... |
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Imagine being blessed with neither the looks nor the 3rd leg.. |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
And you can have your pick of them |
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By *uvery30Woman 4 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
"Imagine being blessed with neither the looks nor the 3rd leg.. "
Wouldn't say that your very good looking and well the rest is also good |
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I'm not ugly, as such, but my cock is definitely more photogenic than my face. |
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See i find that some huge cocks are connected to a huge cock!!
PS i said "some" before you all jump down my throat.... no pun intended. |
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Huge tits on fat chicks comes to mind ..its tongue in cheek ..lol |
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That's why I don't show my face  |
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Don't mind me, I'm just passing through |
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Some of us aren’t blessed with either |
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I’ve got a nice dick and pretty hot, just look at my friends pics |
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To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
C xoxo |
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What about small dicks on ugly men 🤣 we still need love. |
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I prefer an average sized cock personally , just right for the gag reflex |
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"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
unfortunately your right |
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It wouldn't be fair to have both |
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By *ulcieTV/TS 4 weeks ago
Raunds |
"I’ve got a nice dick and pretty hot, just look at my friends pics "
Wow... you have some amazing photos 😍 |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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I'm a massive cock 🦇 |
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As a cocksucking bi man, I can assure you that once your pants come down, I am not looking at your gly face or beer belly!
Once your cock is in my mouth you could be Quasimodo and I will still suck and throat you until you are in heaven!
Ditto when my tongue is buried deep up your anus!
I admit I am submissive and obedient to assertive men and perhaps this overcomes the need for an aesthetically pleasing face and body....
I never let a partner down though... |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
C xoxo"
I don't remember this! |
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Mine isn't a cervix bruiser but it does the job |
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By *BCBWCCouple (MM) 4 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Good Good |
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By *BCBWCCouple (MM) 4 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Such a waste!
Okay guys, I’m joking. Chill! But seriously, there is some beautiful, huge, perfect cocks on this site. "
Good Good |
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Not sure if I qualify for this thread. |
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I'm probably in the bracket lol |
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"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
C xoxo"
Why did you fuck him then? |
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"Unfortunately in our experience the big dicks don’t often have enough blood to operate the brain and the dick at the same time and can’t string the sentence together. Sad but perhaps not unexpected "
Once they reach 8" who is even listening to them? If you're a big boy just keep quiet and let the dick transport the to that new experience. |
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"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
C xoxo
Why did you fuck him then?"
Pot kettle black 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Big cock and stamina is what women tell me lol |
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Ahh the age old question, face or cock? |
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Omg girl you flushed out some big ones on this thread x |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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I could be persuaded to turn a blind eye lol x |
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By *LiamMan 4 weeks ago
Midlands |
Can't have it all. That's why I'm so handsome |
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"To be honest the biggest cock I've ever had was a good 9/10 inches, incredibly thick, but he was genuinely one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.
C xoxo
Why did you fuck him then?"
The clue is in the title |
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