I was watching this interview with Ron Jeremy where the interviewer asked him if he really could suck his own cock... He replied that he USED to be able to do it. When the interviewer asked him why he can't do it anymore he replied that he was just too fat now...

So my reasoning is this... If You'd rather have an extra helping of food than be able to give yourself a blowjob then it's probably not that good! :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have a very fast metabolism, I eat loads but don't gain weight, I'm tall skinny, flexible and w/e so it works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't help but think about what I would tell the folks at the hospital if I hurt myself...

Or even worse if I had to get disability!

"So how exactly did you come to injure your back sir?"

"Errrrrrr...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I wouldn't be even curious to watch.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I have a very fast metabolism, I eat loads but don't gain weight, I'm tall skinny, flexible and w/e so it works for me "

And your only 19....

Make most of it while you can....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn. There goes my best chat up line........."well it wont suck itself".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao!!! When I was a apprentice engineer in my younger days,while I was at work,when I went to the toilet,and use to do a self suck lol to completion sometimes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know it is possible but I don't think it'd be that good really!

My logic is this...

So my reasoning is this... If You'd rather have an extra helping of food than be able to give yourself a blowjob then it's probably not that good! :P"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just tried it , no chance whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a guy in the pubs in Aldershot used to do it all the time, looks a bit freaky to me, but each to their own. "

Seems we used to frequent the same pubs asI also know a guguy in Aldershot who used to be able to do it, never seen anyone since.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got too many ribs

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By *illycarrolCouple over a year ago

n/cle on tyne

yeh but then the same old question if you can is, spit or swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'd rather just let my playmate do it. Much nicer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It requires teenage flexibility to be able to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've managed it a few times, but in my own company im not sure id feel particualrly attractive to my company if im all scrunched up in a ball looking in some contortionist type pose. but to completion and swallowed lol

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

It's an evolutionary reason why most men can't do it

If it was possible for most guys they'd never actually leave the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do women like to watch men selfsuck? "

Why the fuck would a guy want to suck his own cock??

Surely the awkwardness of getting down there and staying down there would outweigh any pleasures?

That type of thing should be kept strictly behind closed doors IMO lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'd rather just let my playmate do it. Much nicer."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I could self-suck, you'd all be reading a blank post.

xBob

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

"If I could self-suck, you'd all be reading a blank post.

xBob"

Inspired by Bill Hicks

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

I have always found it easy to do

Lie with your back on the floor

Lift your hips and use your arms to hold them up with your elbows on the floor

You are basically now in the old bicycle gym position

Now stick your cock in your mouth by lifting your hips up

Easy...

A big cock helps of course

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

I have absolutely no interest in sucking myself.

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

"I have absolutely no interest in sucking myself."

I used to do it back in the day for Zipper and the other gay mags

Nowadays mainly do it for a bit of fun in a meet

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By *lackshadow7Man over a year ago

Toronto

"I have absolutely no interest in sucking myself.

I used to do it back in the day for Zipper and the other gay mags

Nowadays mainly do it for a bit of fun in a meet"

Blowjobs do very little for me normally. I'd just bore myself even quicker if i was doing it to myself. And probably hurt my back in the process

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not that do do it, but i can. dont think it would be a good thing to see tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just tried it , no chance whatsoever

& that answered my original question hehe

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There was a guy in the pubs in Aldershot used to do it all the time, looks a bit freaky to me, but each to their own. "

Glad it doesn't happen in my local. They prefer darts and pool in there.

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By *aradiseClub50Woman over a year ago

Loughborough zouch

I would like to see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Will selfsuck on cam tonight if you want to watch please message me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will selfsuck on cam tonight if you want to watch please message me

"
Hats off to you if you can lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fair play if you can but no chance for me lol I've got a belly in the way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just tried it and failed. Poked myself in the eye instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a guy in the pubs in Aldershot used to do it all the time, looks a bit freaky to me, but each to their own. "

sounds like a night out in aldershot is a bit different to say the least!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just tried it and failed. Poked myself in the eye instead

Oh dear hope your eye gets better

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just tried it and failed. Poked myself in the eye instead

Japs eye?

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

Reminds me of that old joke......

"why do dogs lick their balls?"

"Because they can!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd imagine men that can self suck, don't get out the house often.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

On a serious note- I used to be able to when I was a teenager - rather lost interest in it when I got into girls though

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

"I'd imagine men that can self suck, don't get out the house often. "

As I said.......lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it even possible? "
Yes it is possible. Ive seen a guy from here do it on cam for me. Not my thing but was amazed at it. He was a big guy though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously - I wouldn't get out of bed!!

I'd be the only person I'd turn gay/bi for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That is why I only do it for women to watch :P

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