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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi,
I'm 5ft 2, quite large about 40 waist, bald, bad breath and false teeth...I don't wash or clean and I tend to dribble a lot...oh my eyesight is poor and I wear jamjar glasses. I'm not very good with women and I've got a small cock....
But hey I've just won Euro Millions...who wants a shag!!! |
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"Hi,
I'm 5ft 2, quite large about 40 waist, bald, bad breath and false teeth...I don't wash or clean and I tend to dribble a lot...oh my eyesight is poor and I wear jamjar glasses. I'm not very good with women and I've got a small cock....
But hey I've just won Euro Millions...who wants a shag!!!"
No but you do have a nice ass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi,
I'm 5ft 2, quite large about 40 waist, bald, bad breath and false teeth...I don't wash or clean and I tend to dribble a lot...oh my eyesight is poor and I wear jamjar glasses. I'm not very good with women and I've got a small cock....
But hey I've just won Euro Millions...who wants a shag!!!"
I win every week!
Takes me ages to work out what to spend my £2.80 on! |
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"Hi,
I'm 5ft 2, quite large about 40 waist, bald, bad breath and false teeth...I don't wash or clean and I tend to dribble a lot...oh my eyesight is poor and I wear jamjar glasses. I'm not very good with women and I've got a small cock....
But hey I've just won Euro Millions...who wants a shag!!!
I win every week!
Takes me ages to work out what to spend my £2.80 on! "
I won three times last week: +5, Euro and Thunderball...I think I'll treat myself to some bun and cheese with my £19 windfall!
Op...nah, you're not local! |
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