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Go on then.... Let me have it!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?  |
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our honest answer is, if we were looking for a single male to join us we wouldn't choose you due to your profile or lack thereof.
There are plenty of guys on here who take the time to come across as well as they can and they're the ones we look at.
look at other guys profiles to get some inspiration
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"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest? "
Hello no need for a stab vest
I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun. |
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2 lines of text that tell you nothing about you or what you bring to the table.
No pictures of any sort.
Only looking for FF couples and Females (good luck there).
Just reeks of lack of effort all over |
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"change your username... a x[...]x username is a well known signature of per-pubescent girls and twilight fans (and some spambots)"
Blimey is it! I truly do learn something on these forums every day. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
It wouldn't make me contact you, or reply to any message (not that you're what I'm looking for anyway)
Too lazy, no effort. We all know that people are on here looking for fun with a lady (good luck with the competition there) but so many people have a little more of themselves invested in the profiles they put up.
You spend as much time telling us about your cock and tongue as you do about what your looking for.
Theres way too much competition for ladies attention to get away with something that brief. |
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I/we've read your profile and, as has been said before, don't feel a bru u g desire to wink/message or make any contact at all.
Expand it a little more with perhaps something unique to you. Take a look at some other single male profiles and see who's got verifications and compare your content of profile to theirs.
....and yes, change your user name, yours has been done hundreds of times before, it was funny initially, now it's just not.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!
Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?
Thanks for the (mostly) useful input |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!
Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?
Thanks for the (mostly) useful input "
yes if you are a site supporter you can change your name and keep the verification |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?
Hello no need for a stab vest
I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?
Hello no need for a stab vest
I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?
Hello no need for a stab vest
I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun."
Thanks for that - however I can't see where I used the word 'girl'? |
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"Hey peeps. Just wondered if you'd give me the once over (fnar fnar) and do a praisee of my profile? Be gentle with me..........now, where's my stab vest?
Hello no need for a stab vest
I'm not your target audience but personally I don't like being referred to as a girl and am slightly suspicious of men who concentrate their profile on oral sex. So my advice would be to broaden it out a bit, say a little about yourself do you like to meet socially for instance or go to clubs, what else do you enjoy apart from giving oral to women. In short you need to make yourself stand out from the crowd but you haven't made a bad start and I hope you have a lot if fun.
Thanks for that - however I can't see where I used the word 'girl'?"
In your status.
I have nothing to add to what others have said, you do need to try harder.
Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok some of you are a bit harsh but I did ask for it. Some good constructive criticism which I'll take on board. Some of the usual holier than thou ones which I'll take with a shovel of salt the username thing was borne out of frustration after 40 minutes of having every username I tried being already used!
Now, can I change my username but keep my veri?
Thanks for the (mostly) useful input
yes if you are a site supporter you can change your name and keep the verification"
Cheers man! |
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"Revised!"
its a lot better now. maybe put an avatar up, you dont need to show your face, we dont like talking to silhouettes, but this is just our preferences mate. its your profile so your rules.
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"Revised, name changed and some pics added. Thanks for the advice "
A huge improvement and well done to you for acting on advice - lots of men don't, despite asking several times. Therefore you didn't receive my starwars advice.
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