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By *picyminx OP Woman 38 weeks ago
Huntingdon |
So picture the scene. A morning meeting at work. 20 - 25 people in a room waiting for it to start and two guys are talking about antique screwdrivers and restoring them. Being the friendly being that I am , I asked them what they think of 'strap on tools' - at the time it seemed right until they looked at me and relayed it back in hysterics!  I can only assume I got confused due to the strap on play weeks before 
Talk about wanting the ground to swallow me up. Ha!!
So come on peeps what are your innocent Freudian slips that have made you die on the spot? |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"So picture the scene. A morning meeting at work. 20 - 25 people in a room waiting for it to start and two guys are talking about antique screwdrivers and restoring them. Being the friendly being that I am , I asked them what they think of 'strap on tools' - at the time it seemed right until they looked at me and relayed it back in hysterics! I can only assume I got confused due to the strap on play weeks before
Talk about wanting the ground to swallow me up. Ha!!
So come on peeps what are your innocent Freudian slips that have made you die on the spot? "
Oh…oh dear |
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By *odevilWoman 38 weeks ago
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I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again. |
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By *picyminx OP Woman 38 weeks ago
Huntingdon |
"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again. "
That just made me laugh out loud! Jesus! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again. "
What shop was it. Could it at least have been appreciated |
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By *odevilWoman 38 weeks ago
exeter |
"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again.
That just made me laugh out loud! Jesus! "
Haha! I'd have laughed too if I hadn't been busy dying inside |
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By *picyminx OP Woman 38 weeks ago
Huntingdon |
"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again.
That just made me laugh out loud! Jesus!
Haha! I'd have laughed too if I hadn't been busy dying inside "
hahahaha |
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By *odevilWoman 38 weeks ago
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"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again.
What shop was it. Could it at least have been appreciated "
It wasn't a sex shop if that's what you're asking.
Not even remotely.
I've even forgotten what I bought in there, such is my trauma. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again. "
I nearly spat my coffee out reading this,so funny ( I know it's late for coffee  )
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again.
I nearly spat my coffee out reading this,so funny ( I know it's late for coffee )
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No sleep is for the week! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"I have a big tote bag which says "good energy gang" on it.
A cashier complimented me on it as asked what it said. I replied:
"Its my good energy gang bang"
What's worse its that I then immediately shouted "BAG" in her face to correct myself.
I can't help but feel I'd have got away with it if I hadn't tried to back pedal so emphatically.
Anyway, I can never go in that shop again.
What shop was it. Could it at least have been appreciated
It wasn't a sex shop if that's what you're asking.
Not even remotely.
I've even forgotten what I bought in there, such is my trauma. "
It wasn’t lmao I was hoping / thinking a shop with the likely hood of someone taking the slip well or at least funny and not in horror ha |
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