Paid my £6 membership and £15 entry at Empire sex Cinema. Now I’m not exaggerating when I say Empire is probably the seediest place on Gods Green earth. There is a main cinema room playing straight porn while a certain old balding, grey, often coughing male demographic of the West Yorkshire area come to unashamedly pop their old man out and wank. Honestly never seen as much rhythmic vibration in my life. Some big, some medium and some tiny, but all being happily fiddled with. So this was Easter Stripfest Thursday where a stripper performed for about 15mins on the hour, every hour.
At 5pm a very tall young woman with tiny breasts but a nice body gyrated along and did a traditional strip using a chair as a prop in the main cinema room…the crowd of around 30 men loved it. This was the first stripper I've ever seen do a show in her glasses…maybe it’s her USP but they were prescription rather than secretarial props. Did she really need to see her esteemed audience?
Then a couple arrived, a very overweight gent accompanied by his buxom, sixty something wife with huge pendulous boobs, dresses only in lingerie. She was the centre of attention suddenly and men quickened their wanking rhythm while gawping at her charms.
The stripper ended and the buxom lady and her hubby set up shop in one of the private rooms and what seemed like half the cinema followed them into the tiny room filled by a small leather bed.
All the old men who seemed familiar with her started to grope her and then fuck her from behind while her husband kissed and encouraged her.
I watched for a while then I left to visit the local Wetherspoons for a much needed whisky.
As I’m sat there sipping my whisky I looked over to see….the stripper in the glasses enjoying a pint with a female mate. Surreal! She’s on a break until 7pm so why the hell not? Surreal and hilarious. Like an episode of Brassic. I decide to leave and place a tenner on the strippers table and say have another drink on me. She smiles. I leave.
As I leave I walk past the cinema. I wonder how the buxom wife is getting on? I’m drawn back in. It’s free to go back in all day.
I see her being fucked by a gent on crutches. Other are watching and walking. All very seedy and surreal. I’ve had a couple of whiskies so I pop my cock out and begun wanking. An older gent quietly reaches out and takes my dick and starts wanking my dick for me. His hands wander up my shirt and undo my buttons. He’s now licking my nipples and he’s enjoying it.
Suddenly the ladies hubby says it’s my turn but I dint want to fuck her, so I ask if I can cum on her huge tits. She I obliged. I eventually shoot my muck on her huge tits and thank her while handing her some kitchen roll. Turns out she doesn’t nee it. Her husband and two other older men are busy licking my still warm cum off her pendulous breasts.
As I leave I take an egg Mayo sandwich from the vast buffet laid out. I take one from the middle, as I know where people’s hands have been. I don’t touch the chipolatas on offer.
It’s been interesting and surreal. And seedy.
I leave into the drizzle soaked night. Surreal.
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Paid my £6 membership and £15 entry at Empire sex Cinema. Now I’m not exaggerating when I say Empire is probably the seediest place on Gods Green earth. There is a main cinema room playing straight porn while a certain old balding, grey, often coughing male demographic of the West Yorkshire area come to unashamedly pop their old man out and wank. Honestly never seen as much rhythmic vibration in my life. Some big, some medium and some tiny, but all being happily fiddled with. So this was Easter Stripfest Thursday where a stripper performed for about 15mins on the hour, every hour.
At 5pm a very tall young woman with tiny breasts but a nice body gyrated along and did a traditional strip using a chair as a prop in the main cinema room…the crowd of around 30 men loved it. This was the first stripper I've ever seen do a show in her glasses…maybe it’s her USP but they were prescription rather than secretarial props. Did she really need to see her esteemed audience?
Then a couple arrived, a very overweight gent accompanied by his buxom, sixty something wife with huge pendulous boobs, dresses only in lingerie. She was the centre of attention suddenly and men quickened their wanking rhythm while gawping at her charms.
The stripper ended and the buxom lady and her hubby set up shop in one of the private rooms and what seemed like half the cinema followed them into the tiny room filled by a small leather bed.
All the old men who seemed familiar with her started to grope her and then fuck her from behind while her husband kissed and encouraged her.
I watched for a while then I left to visit the local Wetherspoons for a much needed whisky.
As I’m sat there sipping my whisky I looked over to see….the stripper in the glasses enjoying a pint with a female mate. Surreal! She’s on a break until 7pm so why the hell not? Surreal and hilarious. Like an episode of Brassic. I decide to leave and place a tenner on the strippers table and say have another drink on me. She smiles. I leave.
As I leave I walk past the cinema. I wonder how the buxom wife is getting on? I’m drawn back in. It’s free to go back in all day.
I see her being fucked by a gent on crutches. Other are watching and walking. All very seedy and surreal. I’ve had a couple of whiskies so I pop my cock out and begun wanking. An older gent quietly reaches out and takes my dick and starts wanking my dick for me. His hands wander up my shirt and undo my buttons. He’s now licking my nipples and he’s enjoying it.
Suddenly the ladies hubby says it’s my turn but I dint want to fuck her, so I ask if I can cum on her huge tits. She I obliged. I eventually shoot my muck on her huge tits and thank her while handing her some kitchen roll. Turns out she doesn’t nee it. Her husband and two other older men are busy licking my still warm cum off her pendulous breasts.
As I leave I take an egg Mayo sandwich from the vast buffet laid out. I take one from the middle, as I know where people’s hands have been. I don’t touch the chipolatas on offer.
It’s been interesting and surreal. And seedy.
I leave into the drizzle soaked night. Surreal.
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Lots of people seemed to be having a good time, was the way I saw it. It’s a good place and they’re good people there, me included, I hope. Personally I prefer Angels and Sinners in Walsall but Empire is the best place in Yorkshire |
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