FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > Dictionary for Women's personal ads on other sites...

Dictionary for Women's personal ads on other sites...

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Here is a translation of some meanings to loney hearts columns on other sites obviously!

Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads

40ish ..................... 49

Adventurous ............... Slept with all your mates

Athletic .................. No Tits

Average looking ........... Has a face like an arse

Beautiful ................. Pathological liar

Contagious smile .......... Does a lot of pills

Educated .................. Fucked to death at college

Emotionally secure ........ On medication

Feminist .................. Fat

Friendship first .......... Former slut/born again virgin

Fun ....................... Annoying

Gentle .................... Dull

Good listener ............. Autistic

New Age ................... Body hair problems

Old fashioned ............. No blow jobs or anal

Open minded ............... Desperate

Outgoing .................. Loud and embarrassing

Passionate ................ Sloppy d*unk

Poet ...................... Depressive

Professional .............. Bitch

Romantic .................. Frigid

Social .................... Fanny like a clowns pocket

Voluptuous ................ Very fat

Large lady ................ Hugely Fat

Wants soul-mate............ Stalker

Widow ..................... Murderer

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LMFAO

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

I don't get this

Someone explain to me please

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here is a translation of some meanings to loney hearts columns on other sites obviously!

Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads

40ish ..................... 49

Adventurous ............... Slept with all your mates

Athletic .................. No Tits

Average looking ........... Has a face like an arse

Beautiful ................. Pathological liar

Contagious smile .......... Does a lot of pills

Educated .................. Fucked to death at college

Emotionally secure ........ On medication

Feminist .................. Fat

Friendship first .......... Former slut/born again virgin

Fun ....................... Annoying

Gentle .................... Dull

Good listener ............. Autistic

New Age ................... Body hair problems

Old fashioned ............. No blow jobs or anal

Open minded ............... Desperate

Outgoing .................. Loud and embarrassing

Passionate ................ Sloppy d*unk

Poet ...................... Depressive

Professional .............. Bitch

Romantic .................. Frigid

Social .................... Fanny like a clowns pocket

Voluptuous ................ Very fat

Large lady ................ Hugely Fat

Wants soul-mate............ Stalker

Widow ..................... Murderer "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops!.... Should have said, now thats funny! .....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Oops!.... Should have said, now thats funny! ..... "
...Do you know that you have few minutes to delete any post with mistake and start again?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

NEVER saying im open minded again!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Here is a translation of some meanings to loney hearts columns on other sites obviously!

Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads

Will therefore re-write my intro as:

Petite, curvy, Fucked to death at college, bisexual french woman.

Unless you have a translation for Petite, Curvy, bisexual and French woman Ha!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

NEVER saying im open minded again!!!!

Do you mean desperate?????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Will therefore re-write my intro as:

Petite, curvy, Fucked to death at college, bisexual french woman.

Unless you have a translation for Petite, Curvy, bisexual and French woman Ha!

Small fat slag that will fuk anyone an ha dodgy accent????

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

Will therefore re-write my intro as:

Petite, curvy, Fucked to death at college, bisexual french woman.

Unless you have a translation for Petite, Curvy, bisexual and French woman Ha!

Small fat slag that will fuk anyone an ha dodgy accent????

French accent aint dodgy at all

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

So mine is.....

Average looking, fun, open minded passionate large lady seeking soul mate

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a pathological liar who's on meds, former slut/born again virgin, desperate and annoying, a sloppy d*unk who gets loud and embarrassing and then I stalk everyone.

Crikey best veri I could have raflmao

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm a pathological liar who's on meds, former slut/born again virgin, desperate and annoying, a sloppy d*unk who gets loud and embarrassing and then I stalk everyone.

Crikey best veri I could have raflmao

Lmaoooooooooo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic