"Have a sleep on the way up
That would be a lovely long sleep I would get on a train all they way up there.....but what if I missed the stop?
Have a wank on way back down "
GENIUS. ....it will give my fellow passengers some entertainment, as well as giving the boys in blue something to do when I get off. ...arrest me! |
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important to get the maths correct here:-
tie ur cock to a piece of string and to a door handle, now as u sit in ur rocking chair, and rock,rock, ur way to ejaculation |
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"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .
Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe
Ah crap. . Lol"
What a waste....and a silly idea. ....now I can't come over, I shall have to just lay here in my tired state. |
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"Erm invite me over to do it for ya . .
Ah now I would....but it seems you aren't looking for anyone at the min....hehe
Ah crap. . Lol
What a waste....and a silly idea. ....now I can't come over, I shall have to just lay here in my tired state. "
It is a silly idea isn't it |
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