John: “Don’t f**k with me on this. I know this sh*t.”
Ted: “Do you see me f**king with you? I’m completely serious.”
John: “Okay, speed round. I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, f***ing buzz it.”
Ted: “You do it, I will tell you.”
John: “You got me?”
Ted: “Yeah.”
John: “All right. Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou, f**king Becky?”
Ted: “Nope.” |