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By *batMan 44 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Will not meet [ insert whatever here ] It's just a preference."
Surely showing preferences should entail saying who you would meet rather than who you wouldn't?
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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'Cock needs draining' first of all just cus I'm bi doesn't mean I automatically enjoy just sucking blokes off (I really don't) and doesn't mean I'm just an easy outlet for your release. Plus it sounds like you have a cyst or something building up, eurgh.   |
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lots of do's and don'ts.
Will fill in later or some other generic nothingness, with no public pics.
put "this" in the subject line of a msg.
I dont bite unless you want me to
Probably loads of other things irritate me about profiles but if I listed them all I'd be here all day lol |
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Anything where the person/couple seems to be "bragging" about how "exceptional" they are and how they don't "lower their standards so won't sleep with the whole site".
Maybe just me but if you were really that "exceptional" and had extremely high standards, why put yourselves on an Internet swinging site?
Oh and the good old "no face pic no reply" BS from Barry, who's had his profile a year and has absolutely zero photos of his own and the silhouette outline profile picture. |
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By *oxy jWoman 42 weeks ago
taunton somerset |
up for anything with anybody
milf/dilf quotes
dad bod / mum bod quotes
mummy / daddy quotes
can lick for hours
im a experienced bull
please fab me
white knighting quotes
any naming shaming quotes
sexist quotes
racist quotes
i mr runs the profile
oh i could go go on all day naming stuff for this list |
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By *neforutoMan 42 weeks ago
Fantasy land in the SW |
"Alpha male.
J x
Absolutely this, if I want to laugh at a Narnian making a fool of themselves I’ll watch an Andrew Tate or Joe Rogan video. I don’t need it on here too."
Joe Rogan video's, hahahhahahahahahha luv it |
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Attractive/good looking (too who?!)
Professional.
Heavy cummer (would love to see how you quantify this)
Must be clean (as if it needs saying)
Dom/daddy/spank/slut.
Feet!
Pics - couples with an invisible man or just a cock.
Close up cock pics.
Gaping arseholes.
Close up any kind of genitals (how the fuck can I guage attraction from the inside of your vag/arse/cock)
Mrs
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Lots of the above, especially the particularly vulgar stuff.
Alpha, Bull, prominent reference to the size of you bits or your 'load'.
Crying about nobody giving them a chance or not getting replies, sorry, not interested in your sob stories, there is probably a reason.
Personal one for me, anyone who messages and uses 'mmmmmmmm'. Makes me shudder.
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat”  lol
I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that  "
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"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol
I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that
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‘Brat’ is a BDSM label. Not necessarily applicable to everyday behaviours |
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By *istr3ssWoman 42 weeks ago
Stockton-on-Tees |
"If you can be bothered, (War and Peace has got nothing on our profile), scroll to the bottom of our profile for a list of all the usual cliches used."
That is quite a profile! And I worry mine is too long
But, yes, I agree, blank profiles annoy me |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Blank profiles, friend requests without meeting first, fussy women who don't like this, don't like that.
Profiles that are 10 pages long with a million things they do and don't like.
The list goes on and on. |
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"'Cock needs draining' first of all just cus I'm bi doesn't mean I automatically enjoy just sucking blokes off (I really don't) and doesn't mean I'm just an easy outlet for your release. Plus it sounds like you have a cyst or something building up, eurgh. "
Omg this last part made me howl! Hahaha its so true too |
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"lots of do's and don'ts.
Will fill in later or some other generic nothingness, with no public pics.
put "this" in the subject line of a msg.
I dont bite unless you want me to
Probably loads of other things irritate me about profiles but if I listed them all I'd be here all day lol "
I understand that..I have the "write this " at the top just to filter out all the what you after questions. And save us all the hassle |
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Long list of do and don't. I get preference but I'm not here to recite the 10 commandments
A profile that goes on, and on, and on... and on... If I'm gonna get bored half way through reading it, then it does not bode well.
"Will fill in later." How much later Susan/Simon! It's been 6 months and you can't think of a single thing to say? (names chosen at random) |
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By *an_spMan 42 weeks ago
Coventry |
"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f
Hooligan wear, innit."
Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s? |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"If you can be bothered, (War and Peace has got nothing on our profile), scroll to the bottom of our profile for a list of all the usual cliches used."
You forgot 2
1 No messages left
2 Can't travel or accommodate
Yes, thats a LONG profile- good read though and quite funny.
Fantastic photos by the way.
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"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f
Hooligan wear, innit.
Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s? "
Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.
“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”
When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Anyone who describes themselves “as a Brat” lol
I read that as ‘I still have spoilt, childish behaviours & prone to tantrums’ ain’t nobody got time for that "
It’s a bdsm term that some have spoilt by behaving the ways in which you have mentioned…gives genuine brats a bad name! I can assure you I am in no way spoilt, entitled, childish or prone to a tantrum. I just like to push playful buttons with my partner to incite punishment that is pleasurable for us both. There’s a difference between being a brat and being an asshole and many nowadays use it as an excuse to be the latter of the two! |
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"Lists of demands
Pitifully poor spelling
Couples where it’s blatantly obvious they aren’t a couple - “M manages the site….”
And on verifications:
“Treat them with respect”. FFS"
“Don’t pass them by”
“Well what can I say about…” |
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"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f
Hooligan wear, innit.
Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s?
Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.
“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”
When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same."
Can’t say I have even heard of the brand until now Saying that I barely notice people’s labels on clothing as it is something so inconsequential for me to consider noting.
Interesting though to read its associated with specific demographics much like range rovers are as well |
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"I came across a couple’s profile saying that if you have Stone Island clothing in your pictures, that would result an instant block. Like what the actual f
Hooligan wear, innit.
Hooliwhat again? How’s a semi luxury brand related to hooliganism? Was it a soccer thing back in the 80s?
Stone Island has been associated with football hooligans, and wannabe football hooligans, for 30 years.
“ From the mid 1990s the brand popularized in the football casual subculture in England and throughout the rest of Europe. The brand is often associated with hooliganism and can be seen in many football hooliganism based films, such as Green Street and The Football Factory.”
When I see someone wearing Stone Island I immediately think it’s some saddo who thinks they’re hard. I assume the profile you were talking about feels the same.
Can’t say I have even heard of the brand until now Saying that I barely notice people’s labels on clothing as it is something so inconsequential for me to consider noting.
Interesting though to read its associated with specific demographics much like range rovers are as well "
It’s an interesting one, in this case it’s a brand losing control over their image, a bit like Burberry did when it became the uniform of chavs. Easier to keep control of it when you’re product costs tens of thousands, like Range Rover though! |
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