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Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?
Met a bloke last night, big obese fella who was dead nervous, I told him in advance he had to be shower fresh and smell good.
He must not have got the memo because unfortunately his cock area literally stank.
To make matters worse, it was short and stubby, uncut with no sign of a head, wrinkly, and just wouldn't get hard....
I tried sucking it for a bit with a condom but the smell and the lack of hardness just put me off completely
I suppose someone will comment that I'm mad and they love this type of cock |
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By *luefire2Couple 51 weeks ago
just somewhere around here |
Smelly cocks are the worst! I wouldn't have gone near it!
As for the size, well we all know that cocks come in different sizes but if he couldn't get hard then i would have just ended the meet politely and said goodbye. Nothing worse than wasting energy on a cock that just isn't gonna play.
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"I'd not supply free bleach but a free 'no thanks' and scarper would be in order and delivered with lashings of holding my breath until well away  "
Some cocks are less appealing but are fine on the right person, who has impeccable hygiene |
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Worst ones are where the pubes are longer than the winkle.
I guess that some are also so overshadowed by a beer belly that the owner can't even see to trim the forest and also keep the little man clean.
Commenting out of academic interest only. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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That's my worst fear, I've no idea how anyone can show up to a meet like that. I have a shower at least once a day and if I'm meeting someone I always shower before I leave and if they want me to again when I get there after the journey I'm happy to.
Even the sexiest man or woman can be so off-putting if they're not clean and fresh! |
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By *oxy jWoman 51 weeks ago
somerset |
bad hygiene = not going to happen and then block no excuse's for bad hygiene ive not had many over the years last one was about 3 years ago super hot gent but as soon as he stood in front of me i just knew hes chucked half a bottle of aftershave on to try and disguise the fact that he was at work and came str8 to me un showered no chance your either freshly showered it its not happening ...
as for being put off by some cocks then yes deffo but i dont get to meet them as i ask for a body and cock pic before hand ... has nothing to do with size just some men just dont look after themselves and not all but most can be seen from pics especially bad forskin issues or flakely cut ones im just picky cany help that im the same with women too tho rarer ive got to the put your knickers back on please stage a few times due to smell or things not looking quite right...
im ultra clean i shower before work i often shower at work my main office has a shower (job related) and i shower when i get home im 100% clean when meeting to a point my body is totally free to be explored and i expect the same from people i meet
+ my job makes me this way too with hygine .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"bad hygiene = not going to happen and then block no excuse's for bad hygiene ive not had many over the years last one was about 3 years ago super hot gent but as soon as he stood in front of me i just knew hes chucked half a bottle of aftershave on to try and disguise the fact that he was at work and came str8 to me un showered no chance your either freshly showered it its not happening ...
as for being put off by some cocks then yes deffo but i dont get to meet them as i ask for a body and cock pic before hand ... has nothing to do with size just some men just dont look after themselves and not all but most can be seen from pics especially bad forskin issues or flakely cut ones im just picky cany help that im the same with women too tho rarer ive got to the put your knickers back on please stage a few times due to smell or things not looking quite right...
im ultra clean i shower before work i often shower at work my main office has a shower (job related) and i shower when i get home im 100% clean when meeting to a point my body is totally free to be explored and i expect the same from people i meet
+ my job makes me this way too with hygine .. "
What do you do for work?  |
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"Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?
Met a bloke last night, big obese fella who was dead nervous, I told him in advance he had to be shower fresh and smell good.
He must not have got the memo because unfortunately his cock area literally stank.
To make matters worse, it was short and stubby, uncut with no sign of a head, wrinkly, and just wouldn't get hard....
I tried sucking it for a bit with a condom but the smell and the lack of hardness just put me off completely
I suppose someone will comment that I'm mad and they love this type of cock "
You still "Tried sucking it for a bit" lol
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there should be an unwritten rule that we don't use forum threads for self publicity!"
Bet you would make the exception for self promoting boob and pussies countless threads |
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By *ickD80Man 51 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
Why on earth didn’t you wash it before you sucked it OP? If you’d have gone about it in the right way then he wouldn’t have been offended, you could have offered to wash it for him which he’d probably have enjoyed and might have got him hard. |
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"Have you ever had a cock that didn't appeal to you at all, and how did you deal with it?"
OMG girlfriend... How did you paint yourself into a corner like that?
I ALWAYS ask for a body and cock pic. Only once did I have a guy who must have nicked his cock pics because his cock was totally different! It was tiny!
If you look at my verifications, I have very high standards when it comes to attractive cocks... The majority (80%+?) of offers I get I ignore, because the cocks are just not up to my standards! |
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"See I quite like a larger gent, my ex was 400lb but he never ever had a rotten cock.. I’m amazed you even went near it!!!"
rotten cock ha ha ha ha
at OP i wish i had a puking face emoji for you, fucking rancid
I haven’t experienced this horror yet, and hopefully never |
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"Why on earth didn’t you wash it before you sucked it OP? If you’d have gone about it in the right way then he wouldn’t have been offended, you could have offered to wash it for him which he’d probably have enjoyed and might have got him hard. "
Sorry me washing dirty cocks is not part of the service.
Neither is me getting him hard.
I've met 100+ times and after foreplay and now its time to get on my knees I expect the guy to be hard enough without any added help from me.
you get points for the weirdest response so far!
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Ps. Forgot to mention that he asked if he could kiss me, I said i dont normally kiss guys but if he's mouth fresh I don't mind.....(I always use mouth wash before every meet)
he tried one or two kisses
and guess what his mouth tasted like |
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Suzie, I can only think of one reason why you'd continue to put a condom on his cock and attempt to suck it if it stank, it was limp and it appears he was just not doing it for you, his weight notwithstanding.
I shall not say what that reason is as you may track me down and sue me for libel 
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"Suzie, I can only think of one reason why you'd continue to put a condom on his cock and attempt to suck it if it stank, it was limp and it appears he was just not doing it for you, his weight notwithstanding.
I shall not say what that reason is as you may track me down and sue me for libel
Frank"
I did it cos I felt sorry for him as he was so nervous.
But I had to stop shortly after I began.
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