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There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
Stuck an oar in her ear
And said, “You can’t swim here, it’s private.”
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There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner
who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner
At a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine
At a quarter to ten it was in her, the dinner not Skinner, he was in her before dinner, the sinner! |
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